Heard on the scanner today

[kaiser715]

(as reported on our area crime/traffic/weather FB group)

"7:20pm Harnett Co deputies responding to a disturbance at a Dominos for a dispute over bacon…"

 

[kaiser715]

Another one in Harnett County tonight:

9:21pm Christian Light Rd in Harnett Co, a female is claiming that airplanes are shooting laser beams at her that are burning her nipples….

What's in the daggum water down there? Sunday I think it was a woman called in that someone had put a box of bees under her porch.

 

[Tom@Hilltop_Machine]

^^^
The sad thing is 911 has to dispatch those calls and waste taxpayer money sending out law enforcement. I could tell some crazy stories on some of the calls I got sent to over my career.

 

[jeepinmatt]

Another one in Harnett County tonight:

9:21pm Christian Light Rd in Harnett Co, a female is claiming that airplanes are shooting laser beams at her that are burning her nipples….

But what if its true?

Sunday I think it was a woman called in that someone had put a box of bees under her porch.

I'm gonna use this line on my wife tonight

 

[benXJ]

deport them
(if its not true!)

 

[JSJJ388]

^^^
The sad thing is 911 has to dispatch those calls and waste taxpayer money sending out law enforcement. I could tell some crazy stories on some of the calls I got sent to over my career.

We had a call for a structural collapse one evening. Guy was so high that he couldn't move and swore he could hear his house falling down around him. Needless to say, his house was just fine.