Dumb ways to almosy die

[UncleWillie]

Night before last I got a box of corn dogs out of the freezer. After removing the ones I was going to eat, I walked back to the freezer while reading the heating instructions.

Steph had used the vacuum. And had not put the cord away. I stepped on the cord with my right foot, I did a very violent split (pulling a groin muscle), slammed my elbow into the freezer handle(that still hurts all the way to my fingertips), and slung the frozen corn dogs all over the laundry room(which is just a waste). I wrenched my back really good in the fall.

Don't get old it sucks.

 

[Southern_Transplant]

Given the company, I expect this thread to grow fast....

 

[UncleWillie]

Given the company, I expect this thread to grow fast....

I'm just hoping someone else's wife is trying to bump them off in a Rube Goldberg fashion, and they share.

 

[Lizooki]

Here's one we all relate to... not near death, but .......
Got in the wifes car and after sitting down I had the problem all old guys have.
After raising up and pulling and re-locating things so I could get comfy I notice the wife watching me like a was mentally challenged.
What are you doing ...."sitting on my balls".