6 Truths of Life

[murderrsirenss]

6 TRUTHS OF LIFE






1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue. If you can do this continue down...












































2. It is physically impossible for a human being to lick their own elbow























































3. All idiots, after reading the first & second 'truth', will try it.

































4. The first truth is a lie, and the second truth is for real.































5. If You are smiling now, it's because you're an idiot who tried to lick all their teeth and their elbow. .:happy0007
































6. So there is still a stupid smile on your face, huh? Well I don't care if you lick your car windows, take the special bus, or occasionally pee on yourself...

You hang in there sunshine, you're friggin' special.

 

[y2kcrawler]

Alright now people are posting dumb e-mail spam.

 

[murderrsirenss]

what?

 

[gmcjimmy88]

Alright now people are posting dumb e-mail spam.

Some people may find it humerous. It is in General chit chat as well so post away. Personally I have seen it before but thats ok

 

[uncc civilengineer]

Well I just dislocated my shoulder trying to lick my elbow... now off the ER.. thanks a lot!

 

[murderrsirenss]

Well I just dislocated my shoulder trying to lick my elbow... now off the ER.. thanks a lot!

i did it too

i even licked my teeth. i was like wtf? you can do that easy

 

[DemonDave]

Just so you all know, tommorrow is national "hug a retard day".
murderrsirenss, don't freak out like you did last year, nobody is trying to take your helmet.

 

[murderrsirenss]

Just so you all know, tommorrow is national "hug a retard day".
murderrsirenss, don't freak out like you did last year, nobody is trying to take your helmet.

ill be in the studio tomorrow, but thanks for the heads up d00d

 

[vanguard]

Some people can lick their elbow.

 

[murderrsirenss]

well damn..

 

[RatLabGuy]

I'd bet you a midget could lick their elbow.
They're human. (kind of)

 

[mbalbritton]

Just so you all know, tommorrow is national "hug a retard day".
murderrsirenss, don't freak out like you did last year, nobody is trying to take your helmet.

That's the funniest bit in this thread.

 

[blazeproc]

Just so you all know, tommorrow is national "hug a retard day".
yall do know some of them slobber, so take a towel...Im going to hell for that

 

[purpleTJchick]

I can do both....

 

[Ron]

I can do both....

But can you lick your....nevermind, Im getting slapped for that one....

 

[purpleTJchick]

But can you lick your....nevermind, Im getting slapped for that one....

correct, expect it when I meet you

 

[RatLabGuy]

But can you lick your....

...nose?