A Christmas Poem/Gift from my wife

HANO

HANO

meh.
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Location
Myrtle Beach
Being a paramedic/fireman I ended up having to work Christmas day, so we opened up our gifts this evening.

This was my gift from my wife, a poem of the parts I now am ALLOWED to buy:bounce2:.....

My Dear J.R.
This Christmas it's a very special time.
I am yours and you are mine.
To show you what you mean to me: Four Super Swamper LTBs!

And then I'll get you four big wheels
to indicate how good it feels
When we scale a steep rock wall.
I know you'd never let me fall.
In the Spring, Summer, and fall
You'll use your ARB install.

But darling, 5.38 gears
Will let you know Christmas is here.

Awesome Axle shafts and Longfield Drive Flanges
Might help us cross the River Ganges.
But all I'd really rather do
is snuggle right up with you
And give you lots of Christmas Chuckles.
Still, Dana 60 Kingpin Knuckles, are pretty sweet under the tree, I'm sure that you cannot disagree.

Before you stop off at the "shell"
Take a look at your new fuel cell.

Carolina Drive line adjusted drive shafts
Fortify our trusty craft,
And you know that rear disc brakes
Help you avoid approaching snakes.

And yes my dear I may shed a tear,
but I'd never forget hydraulic steer.

Since you nearly left me, when you almost died on our jetski, I have to keep you well protected. The last gift you never suspected:

A custom "life is good" tire cover, because your my 4-eva lover. <---Inside joke here

Merry Christmas, J.R.


 So maybe my wife was listening to me all this time....!

Watch out John, I've now got permission.....! (I just got to figure out how to pay for it all!)

Hey Chase you finance?

 
You are a lucky man.
 
I've been blessed to have a wife who enjoys this stuff as much as I do!

And to think she was still recording all this in her head.... even when she had that glazed over distant look in her eyes when I go on and on about this stuff....:lol:


She set me out a favorable time frame, so all this stuff won't be bought tomorrow, but the good thing is she won't have a problem with it when it's time! 6 items on the list left to go. I can guarantee next Christmas will be thin livin'
 
JR you suck. My last one gave me an ultimatum. The Jeep waverunner and 4wheelers or her. The hosue got more room in it, the garage got none
 
wow

hey i would be willing to drive there and give you the $80 for the skid plate if you are willing to trade your wife for mine.i might even be willing to give you a tip.lol you be a lucky man. merry christmas
 
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