A for effort; D for delivery?

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http://www.detnews.com/apps/pbcs.dll...03/METRO&imw=Y

Allen Park police find man's body, guillotine in wooded area

Doug Guthrie / The Detroit News

ALLEN PARK -- A 41-year-old Melvindale man, whose body was discovered Monday, went to extraordinary and bizarre lengths to kill himself by constructing a 7-foot-tall guillotine in a wooded area near Fairlane Green shopping center.

"It was the most deliberate suicide I've seen in my 28 years (as a police officer)," said Dale Covert, deputy chief of Allen Park Police. "It was one of those things where when you saw it, you couldn't help asking yourself, "What the heck?"

Groundskeepers from the shopping center, at Outer and Fairlane drives, discovered the device and the body in a thickly wooded area shortly after 11 a.m. Monday. About a third of the 243 acre former Ford Motor Company landfill is being developed for retail shopping while the remainder is undeveloped green space crisscrossed with trails.

Police, who believe the man had been dead two days, declined to release his name. Covert said the man had lived within walking distance of the spot where he died. Investigators believe the man made numerous trips to carry the wooden and metal parts of his contraption into the woods where he assembled it. Covert said the man didn't leave a note.

"He spent some time doing this," Covert said. "This wasn't a spur of the moment plan."

The machine utilized a "swing arm-type blade," according to police, instead of the more famous falling blade of guillotines used by executioners in France from that nation's revolution in 1792, until the death penalty was outlawed there in 1981. The device had a lever that allowed the man to trigger it himself, Covert said.

Allen Park police and firefighters disassembled the machine after photographing it at the scene. Some of the metal parts, including the blade, were kept as evidence while the wooden parts were to be disposed of because they were soaked in blood and considered a biohazard, Covert said.

Although the device didn't completely decapitate the victim, Covert said he believes the man died instantly from his injuries.

"It's the most bizarre thing I've ever seen in my life,"Covert said. "It probably didn't quite work the way he planned, but it succeeded in taking his life, probably instantly. I don't believe he suffered."
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Man...how bad is your life gotta be, that you would go to that much trouble to whack yerself!:confused:
 
How bad does your life have to be? I don't think that bad at all! Really, it was kind of fascinating, maybe even cool, that he got to choose how he died. How many of us will get that chance? Also, it was a pretty cool way to go. He probably dreamed about this for years before finally working up the guts to do it.

Now before you start questioning my stability, this ain't for me. The poor guy probably didn't have much to live for in this world. He was probably one of those guys that went to the Rennaissance Fair and couldn't even pick up the chubby chicks speaking Old English and drunk on mead! It was probably a pretty sad existance for him by our standards, but I be he died with a smile on his face thinking "Now I'll know if your head really DOES live on for 20 seconds after being severed!"
 
The poor guy probably didn't have much to live for in this world. He was probably one of those guys that went to the Rennaissance Fair and couldn't even pick up the chubby chicks speaking Old English and drunk on mead!

Well that sounds just like you? Whats up?






















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Maybe he was just testing it to see if it worked. I guess it does. That is pretty insane to take that much time to build one like that. The wheeling theory doesn't apply here, build break, repeat.
 
Definately a D for delivery...

...should'a loaded that sucker up in his pickup and took it down to the Wal-Mart...maybe somebody would have snapped some video...
 
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