another funny story/joke

greg slade

greg slade

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this was faxed to me today and i thought it was funny.

Dear Tech Support:

Last year i upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 I sonn noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Wheeling 3.5. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0 PLEASE HELP!

Thanks,
A Troubled User
 
Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by it's creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall or purge the program files fromt he system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLIGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLIGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5, and Do Bills 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag NAG 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0!

WARNING!!!!! DO NOT , under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,
Tech Support
 
How come nobody told me about this software problem 9 years ago before I upgraded to Wife 1.0?


:beer: This helps a little. LOL
 
cj7jakfitch said:
How come nobody told me about this software problem 9 years ago before I upgraded to Wife 1.0?


:beer: This helps a little. LOL
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XX2^^
 
trailjeepman said:
Oh! But you can uninstall wife 1.0 partially. Use the program DIVORCE 1.0! I used it and it works most of the time.
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Just be prepared to give up half of your operating system and all of your hard drive
 
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