Anyone ever ride with great American crawl

Clubbs

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You tube vids are decent. They don't charge for entrance to ride and they have some good give aways. Any of y'all at the ranch rides they did? I imagine it could get crowded which "we" generally don't appreciate, but from a by stander I can appreciate what they're doing and promoting wheeling
 
Me watching those vids: I need something to fill the time let's watch this great American crawl vid from GER, however this looks dumb....
Turn it on
"What kind of tard goes on this" (criticizes the jeep builds and lines they are taking for a bit)
Sees that brunette...
"Eh well it's free maybe I'll go check one out next time it's at a near by park..."
:laughing:
 
I’ve ridden with some other YouTubers and it is painful. It’s nothing like normal hardcore trail wheeling.

It takes forever to complete a trail bc of filming and filming different angles.

Then god forbid body damage is imminent, out comes 4 winch cables and the dramatization of recovery and rearranging rigs for recovery, and the filming of that.
 
First you'll have to name your Jeep and refer to it in the first person prior to cranking it up. "Tell us how you did on Cripple Creek @Clubbs." You must reply: "Well, JizzCon did it's best but got hung up on the waterfall."
Also, if you do attend a ride. Bring a spare exhaust resonator so I can install it on GRDLOK when he's not looking. That pig is too fn loud.
 
Sees that brunette...
"Eh well it's free maybe I'll go check one out next time it's at a near by park..."
:laughing:

Much like the Latino news channel when big booty Consuela is on the green screen, it's equally entertaining to watch when muted
 
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Have you ever coached a team of 4-5 year old soccer players and it’s everyone’s 1st time? It’s like that.

Have you ever thought about sitting at home and beating your dick with a spiked bat?
The latter would probably be more fun.
 
First you'll have to name your Jeep and refer to it in the first person prior to cranking it up. "Tell us how you did on Cripple Creek @Clubbs." You must reply: "Well, JizzCon did it's best but got hung up on the waterfall."
Also, if you do attend a ride. Bring a spare exhaust resonator so I can install it on GRDLOK when he's not looking. That pig is too fn loud.
JizzCon:laughing::laughing: shit I may start calling my Toyota that!! LOL

Its amazing how hilariously bad that GRDLOK jeep works.
 
Much like the Latino news channel when big booty Consuela is on the green screen, it's equally entertaining to watch when muted
Wife always wonders why I care so much about the weather in Cabo...never miss an update
 
See also: link geometry 101
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Ewww 🤢
 
I’ve ridden with some other YouTubers and it is painful. It’s nothing like normal hardcore trail wheeling.

It takes forever to complete a trail bc of filming and filming different angles.

Then god forbid body damage is imminent, out comes 4 winch cables and the dramatization of recovery and rearranging rigs for recovery, and the filming of that.

A few years ago, maybe 2019, I was on Mason Jar with my crew. Just made it over Whale Rock and starting our way up the next ledges.
Probably Tony Woody, Allen Youther and I swear @McCracken was with us too.
Here comes the YouTube brigade, lead by Holly in the baby blue JK. They were coming down the trail.
As we were letting it eat climbing the ledges, they asked us to pull to the side and let them down the trail
An array of "Hell naw", "are you ________ kidding me" and other remarks were made. They didn't want to scoot off to the side and let 3 of us by since they had like 15 easter egg colored JKs in their group.
Needless to say, we didn't yield and kept going.
We ran back into them on Railbed later. Go 5 feet, get out, take pics, rinse and repeat.
 
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A few years ago, maybe 2019, I was on Mason Jar with my crew. Just made it over Whale Rock and starting our way up the next ledges.
Probably Tony Woody, Allen Youther and I swear @McCracken was with us too.
Here comes the YouTube brigade, lead by Holly in the baby blue JK. They were coming down the trail.
As we were letting it eat climbing the ledges, they asked us to pull to the side and let them down the trail
An array of "Hell naw", "are you ________ kidding me" and other remarks were made. They didn't want to scoot off to the side and let 3 of us by since they had like 15 easter egg colored JKs in their group.
Needless to say, we didn't yield and kept going.
We ran back into them on Railbed later. Go 5 feet, get out, take pics, rinse and repeat.
Almost identical to my experience at windrock running into them. Wasn’t even entertaining. It’s like watching a soft hand 19yr old try to work as a laborer for the first time. Literally on Snapchat and instagram constantly documenting the entire process. I nearly turn into Gran Torino style. I literally has to lock his phone in the truck. I gave him the option of that or to quit.
 
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