Bacon can make a man crazy or lack of

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Read this on Pirate and thought it is a funny as hell, Jeff B this is not you by chance??

GreatWhiteXJ said:
So Wendy's has the all mighty Baconator. It's prolly my favorite bacon injected, heart attack giving, fast food sandwich. I rarely indulge in seriously fatty foods, but 3 outa 5 visits to Wendy's usually result in Baconator purchases and I had a shitty day so bacon and beer where needed.

So Last night I went and got me one and bite for the lady. But something wasn't right. I got seriously screwed on the bacon. 3 strips. :mad3: But her piss ant little Jr. Bacon deluxe is equppied with 2 strips. :confused:

So I head back to Wendy's, walk my grumpy ass to the counter an toss down the bag requesting to speak with a manager. He approaches and I ask "Can you tell me what a Baconator is?" He begins to answer and I stop him saying "Wait, let me tell you. When I order a Baconator, I expect bacon. Lots of Bacon! So much bacon if fact, you might as well slap the pig on the bun. I've bought several of these delicous burgers from here before and never be disapointed for a second until now." He replies "Ok, whats the problem?"....

I say nothing, reach into the bad spewing fries all over the counter and retrieve said Baconator. I slap it on the counter, open the wrapper and begin to disasemble the sandwich piece by piece. Still not saying a word. Bun top goes out first, then a burger, then 3 strips of bacon, then a burger and then the bottom of the bun. I then ask "Where's the bacon? Does that look like the almighty Baconactor to you." "He then says "Sir that's the way the baconator is made and..." I stop him with a prompt "BullShit!....I've ordered this exact burger several times before, from this store, and never been jewed on bacon like this. But here's what pisses me off! I ordered a .99 cent burger for my girlfriend and it has only 1 less strip? What the fuck is up with that?"

Well, aggresivly saying "Bullshit" and "Fuck" apparently get the attention of the REAL manager. Yea, they sent up some stupid ass kid and tryed to play him off as the manager. So now Im even more pissed as the acctual manager is now walking to the counter. He approches and asked "Sir, is there something wrong?" I reply, "Yep, I paid damn near 9 bucks for a baconator combo that didn't have any fuckin bacon!" I then point to my sandwich. He pipes up with " Sir there's no need to be vulgar. Please calm down. Im sorry, our store is low on bacon right now and we are trying to eqauly divide it amongst our sandwiches that require it." My reply "Ohhh really, then why does my girls sandwich have the right amount? And did it not occur to you to tell the bacon loving fan who orders the Baconator that your OUT OF BACON, prior to the order?!?!?" .... He replies " We didn't think it would be an issue." I reply, " You honestly thought your customers wouldn't notice or care that your ripping them off, and then you send out a complete moron to pose as a manager and try and explain because your a pussy? "

So im officially pissed. And now the manager is pissed cause I called him a pussy. So he asked me to leave. I say Im not stepping a foot until either a new meal, appropiatly made is givin to me, or a full refund. He says " Im not giving you shit, and you need to leave sir".... "Or what" I reply.... He then says to me "Either I'll throw you out, or the police will". I laugh angrily and say, "You better get get the popo on dial then cause if you lay a finger on me, your gonna get knocked the fuck out."

Fast forward 6 minutes..... 4 police cars arrive. Im escorted outside. I tell my story, the Wendy's employee's tell there's. After about 15 minutes, an officer approches me with $11.29. The exact amount of my order. He says " It's now in your best intrest to leave the property or you will be charged with Disorderly conduct." Fine...no big deal. Im not getting ticketed/ potentially arrested over a sandwich.

So I head home. I walk in the door and the lady friend asks "What happened?" I shake my head, laugh a bit, smile and ask her "Wanna go to Good Times babe?"

Now, I realize I was a complete douche and didn't really approach the situation in the best way. But when they sent up a kid poseing as a manager, I lost it. Not only did you just rip me off, but technically lied to me with a false manager.

But when a man wants and pays for an assload of bacon, you give him some bacon dammit!

What I learned:
Don't make a scene, just ask for a refund.
I need bacon therapy.

Just a rant-that is all.

EDIT: No, I had not consumed even a drop of alcohol prior to the order. Nor did I at all last night acctually.
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I have to side the guy on this one, It states clearly that the sandwich comes with six strips of bacon. Still funny :lol:

Oh BTW if you don't request tomatoes at Wendys right now you won't get any, There stating the cold weather is to blame, which is ture, Just FYI
 
I have to take the guy's side to. Why not just say we are out of bacon so what do you want now. I was in a dairy queen and ordered something and was told we just sold out, I reordered and was told the truck hadn't came yet to day, I then asked what do you have and then placed my order according to what was available I was told $5.78 I then replied I only have $5 and smiled real big and was told that will work. Thats the first time I every worked down the price on a combo meal. My daughter said they probably spit on your sandwich.
 
I made these little jewels last weekend
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He should call the corporate office, had to resort to that before, always pays off. Usually nobody gets fired and you get 2-3 free meals out of it :)
 
Bacon! We were in Tampa a few weeks ago and went to the Cuban district downtown and went to a resturant that had been there for 90 or so yaers. My two favorite foods were on the menu, Jumbo Shrimp wrapped in Bacon and dipped in some kinda stuff and deep fried! It was Excellent! didn't know Cuba had Rednecks!
 
I should mention a few things that bacon is good for..... I use bacon grease for all my special cooking. Pancakes in bacon grease, eggs in bacon grease. Corn bread with bacon grease. Basically substitute bacon grease for oil or lard/crisco... Mhhmmmmmm yummy
 
I hate bacon.
 
Your Hot Dog Guy! said:
Bacon! We were in Tampa a few weeks ago and went to the Cuban district downtown and went to a resturant that had been there for 90 or so yaers. My two favorite foods were on the menu, Jumbo Shrimp wrapped in Bacon and dipped in some kinda stuff and deep fried! It was Excellent! didn't know Cuba had Rednecks!
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Wasn't The Columbia was it?

If so, LOVE THAT PLACE and all 14 of their dining rooms (not that I have been to all of them,. just thought that was cool)
 
As a matter of fact it was! Ybore City, good place to eat.
 
I love bacon again, I'm back. I had a moment of weakness.
 
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