Nothing like sitting in a port-a-john and hearing the diesels engines of tractors moving stuff around. Then.........as the sound gets closer, seeing a set of forks through the crack at the bottom of the door, slide under your seat. then comes the sensation(not) of being lifted in the air!
Thanks goodness for near empty port-a-johns, and good equipment operators! NO SLOSH!
Bad enough to have friends like I do, but when your wife is an accomplice
much planning to do. It's on!