Free green and gray sofa (N. Raleigh)
So the time has come to pass on the cushiony awesomeness of our old sofa. This thing is sweet, can't get much more broken in. Mostly because it is nearly broken. We've had this sofa for a while. I got it back in college. This sofa is one of the reasons it took me way longer than four years to graduate. No, not because I had the most awesome parties ever with this sofa. It is because of one man. CHUCK NORRIS. While Chuck has never been sitting on this sofa, or anywhere near this sofa for that matter, this sofa has been sat on through more Walker Texas Ranger episodes than any sofa ever. And I mean ever. Like right from the pilot and early episodes where he drove that old Z71 Chevy all the way to the end where he had the jacked up Ram and those two toolbag partners. No, I'm not talking about about Trivett. That guy was awesome. I'm talking about those other two sidekicks that are doing Lifetime Christmas movies now. Yeah, I know these things. I am married and sometimes you gotta take one for the team. Don't tell Chuck, he would be ashamed of me. This sofa also has a magical feature that helps you gain weight. I managed to load up like 70 lbs thanks to this sofa. Sure it might have been all the beer and pizza I consumed during that time period, but it definitely warrants some investigation. I lost all that weight now because I work out in front of the sofa. Gotta show it who's boss. YOU WILL NOT DEFEAT ME SOFA!
But yeah, the sofa is old, and a little dirty, but it really is comfy. We have two boys and a dog and cat. They bounce all over it. Not me. I don't bounce. The material under the cushions has a tear in it, might throw a little something to cover it up or you will lose things in there. If you buy it and find my AT&T remote, I would appreciate it if you send it back. Or you could just sneak up and change my channels. That's what I would do.
Come and grab this beast. I originally had it priced at $75, but then I realized that I had priced it out of the range of the middle class so I lowered it to $50. All you 1 percenters out there and your $75 couches, these furnishings are for us normal people. OCCUPY LIVING ROOM! Then a wonderful young lady came and gave our lonely loveseat a new home with the promise of horrible movies and shennanigans. So now I figured, hey we've got a Democrat in the White House for two terms. Might as well embrace some liberal ideals and give away this awesome couch! Redistribution of comfy! I have plenty of comfy, would you like some of my comfy? For free? YES PLEASE! Would be perfect for a rec room, dorm, or to replace your sofa that has had too much Dolph Lundgren watched on it. Ah, who am I kidding, no one can seriously watch that much Dolph Lundgren. Unless you have epic Rocky IV marathons, because that would be worth it.
Can also help deliver if you fall in love with them. For a small fee of course, my truck likes dino juice more than the dictator of a small OPEC kingdom.
