Broke my face today

dairyman

dairyman

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This morning I was running a cow up to the barn on my 4-wheeler and hit a big pile of cow frozen shit, flipped over the handle bars and the back rack hit me in the cheek bone. Got my cat scaned. theres two fractures and it busted my sinus. just thought I would share that with yall. I think I might go out and get me a helment now.
 
hold on, I'm trying to picture this one in my head.... You hit a big pile of frozen Cow shit and flipped over The handle bars? how big was the cow that left THAT patty?

sorry about the face, the sinus part would scare me.
 
Man, hate to hear that. but you did say "big pile of cow frozen shit" right?
 
dairyman said:
yes, my plan was to ride through it but it being frozen it launched me
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Really though, why would you want to ride through a pile of shit? I understand if there is no other route that certain measures nust be taken but when give a choice you chose to aim for the shit? This just puzzles me.


Hope you heal soon. I've broken lots of bones but never any in my face. I don't want to even imagine the pain.

:poop::poop::poop:
I just felt it was appropriate.
 
wow...that sucks. here's to a fast recovery.:beer:
 
wow, great story, A for originality, F for execution. Was alchohol involved, or just young, dumb, and stupid? All those attributes were contributing factors when I cracked my face...start enjoying soft foods, you won't be tearing into a steak anytime soon.

frozen pile of cowshit...sheesh :lol:
 
wrangler00 said:
:nopics:

Lets see them black eyes and swollen face
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That should say video, not pics. Please repeat and video :popcorn:

dairyman said:
yes, my plan was to ride through it but it being frozen it launched me
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so that means one of two outcomes, 1. it's frozen and you flip, as you discovered and proved for us. or 2. you sling shit all over yourself. Puts a whole new spin on mud slingin'
 
Ouch! I have only broken my nose, never my face. A buddy of mine got into, lets say an altercation, with three other guys, and they broke his cheek bone. Be careful about the punctured sinus, he had to have a couple surgeries to fix his.

Hope you heal soon! :beer:
 
shit

well hell i had to go get the mans fourwheeler after he done it. if fourwheelers had wings then they should be flown. not jump over frozen shit.:poop:
 
Holy Cow Shit Dairyman!!!!!! Your situation really stinks. Hate to hear about it.

Hope you didn't intend to post this and not expect these kinda remarks.

Jokes aside I hope you get well soon.
 
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