Chuck Norris is so bad

[wrangler00]

Chuck Norris is so bad ass he is the reason waldo is hiding

Chuck Norris is so bad ass he blows bubbles with beef jerky

Chuck Norris is so bad ass he won a game of connect four in three moves

Chuck Norris is so bad ass he sets ants on fire with a magnifying glass at night

Chuck Norris doesnt wear condoms because there is no protection from Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris slams revolving doors

Chuck Norris doest breath he holds air hostage

some people wear superman pjs. superman wear chuck norris pjs

When the boogeyman goes to sleep he looks uner his bed for chuck norris

They once made a chuck norris toilet paper but was later pulled of the shelves because it didnt take no shit from anyone


If you have anymore post them up

 

[hobie]

Do you mean:
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

 

[RenegadeT]

good stuff!

 

[Caver Dave]

You must have missed Chuck's last "feature"... hawking "Total Gyms" on latenight TV? He looks like death warmed over!

At 79 y/o, even Clint Eastwood could whip his arse!

 

[Reid]

foget eastwood. i wanna see Chuck and Stallone go at it!

have you seen the last Rambo movie. Stallone should of played the Hulk and they could saved alot of money on CGI!

 

[grnsanddemon]

:Rockon:

 

[burrellsjeep]

Google Chuck Norris

 

[Joe J.]

http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z80/_Green_WeeD_/chuck-norris.jpg