bowtieman55
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- Jan 25, 2006
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- Edenton, NC
A guy walks into a pub and takes a seat next to a very attractive lady.
He gives her a quick glance and then causally looks at his watch.
The lady notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No", he replies, "I just got this very special watch and I was just testing it."
The intrigued lady says, "A very special watch, what's so special about it?"
The guy explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."
The lady asks, "Really, what's it telling you now?"
"Well, it's saying that you aren't wearing any panties."
The woman giggles and replys, "Your watch must be broken because I am wearing panties."
The guys smiles and taps his watch, "Damn, it must be an hour fast."
He gives her a quick glance and then causally looks at his watch.
The lady notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No", he replies, "I just got this very special watch and I was just testing it."
The intrigued lady says, "A very special watch, what's so special about it?"
The guy explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."
The lady asks, "Really, what's it telling you now?"
"Well, it's saying that you aren't wearing any panties."
The woman giggles and replys, "Your watch must be broken because I am wearing panties."
The guys smiles and taps his watch, "Damn, it must be an hour fast."
