Coolest invention ever

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This might rival flash media or event The Internet in the level of potential for changing the world



A perfect pour of beer, every time - faster, cleaner, no mess.

http://www.grinonindustries.com/
 
Thats pretty cool.

But the best invention? I'd say not. The condom is the second best, truly helps keep the gene pool clean.

The most perfect bestest (yes bestest) invention is BACON!!!!
 
Jeff B said:
But the best invention? I'd say not. The condom is the second best, truly helps keep the gene pool clean. !!!!
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I think I'd have to debate that. I'd equate condom use to gun laws. Gun laws don't protect the people that follow them, it makes them an easier victim. Just like condoms only work for the ones that are too busy being successful and a productive member of society to have kids...we're being out bred by stupid people.

Jeff B said:
The most perfect bestest (yes bestest) invention is BACON!!!!
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On all accounts, I agree





Disclaimer...for those that like to nitpick and easily get butt hurt, I was speaking in gross generalities about condoms, I come from a huge family and my mother got pregnant at 16...and I think we're relatively productive members of society.
 
it'd be nice if the bartender wasnt dragging her dirty ass elbows through the beer lol.
 
UTfball68 said:
I think I'd have to debate that. I'd equate condom use to gun laws.
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Brilliant...

You can debate whatever you like. I am not aware of any "condom laws" in the good ol'e USA.
 
Am I missing something, how does it cume up from the bottom? <maybe it has just been a long day...>
 
Ahh, thanks, I guess I need to read better :D
 
How much do the cups cost compared to regular cups?

Will the value of the beer that is not lost be worth the increased cost of the cups?
 
That is pretty cool, looks like its in action at a coliseum or similar. I think the worst beers I've ever been served was by the church lady volunteers at the Greensboro coliseum during hockey games...this would be perfect.
BigRedB2 said:
it'd be nice if the bartender wasnt dragging her dirty ass elbows through the beer lol.
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I thought it was HIS elbows, but after a second review, I determined I can't tell and don't care.
TheWarBeast said:
That is great - until you set it on something and it pushed the magnet off the bottom. Or you are standing there drinking your beer and some asssclown come up and pokes it out.
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followed by the assclown-meet knuckle sammich maneuver
 
Macdaddy4738 said:
How much do the cups cost compared to regular cups?
Will the value of the beer that is not lost be worth the increased cost of the cups?
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The value here isn't just in the lack-of-froth to the consumer.

It's the MASSIVE time/effort saving on behalf of the bartender.
1 person can now serve several beers at one time - check out their website, they show a vid where they serve 44 beers in like a minute. A FREAKIN MINUTE!

think of all the times you go to a crowded bar and everybody is standing around waiting for the bartender. This virtually eliminates that.
 
They are also selling this idea as an advertising opportunity - imagine having your corporate logo on that magnet that everybody gets with their beer, then takes home and throws on the fridge.
 
Jeff B said:
Brilliant...
You can debate whatever you like. I am not aware of any "condom laws" in the good ol'e USA.
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I was merely kidding...and only meant the people abiding by gun laws and using condoms were probably the ones that didn't need to be worried about.
 
Caver Dave said:
The best invention?
A bottle opener... you'll need one for REAL beer! :beer:
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A real man just uses the edge of the counter top. Or a lighter. Or his belt buckle. Or his teeth.
 
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