Fun with Russian coworker

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My office mate is Ukrainian speaks more Russian than English and otherwise is pretty cool. So I've been busting his chops for the last week (or any time the work Russia pops up in the newspaper).

When he walked in the morning I commented it was nice of them to let him out of jail to come to work. I asked if his partners were as lucky.

Yesterday I commended how attractive his crime partner was. And asked if all Russian spys were that hot.

A few times I've taken him out to lunch or whatever and I have him say funny stuff in Russian, while I smile and say stuff in english like i knew what he was saying...

Also refer to him as a Russian mobster and if people at work don't straighten up I will have him take care of the light work.
This is funny because he refrains for almost any conversation at work. He is famous for his one word responses to questions where you might expect a full sentence.. Yes/No is most common.

Just thought Id share some BS that helps the day go by...
 
Ha, ha. I do simular stuff to the latino's here at work.
 
Won't it be ironic if he uses some of his mob connections when he gets tired of your:poop:


That said I do the same thing with the old people here at work, I'm constantly giving them hell.
 
Well the only things i work with are horses..so I guess I give them hell...sometimes the chickens will get it if I'm really havin a bad day :flipoff2:
 
My boss is Bosnian, and we like messing with him. the business made him take language classes so people could understand him better. I have worked with him for 4 years now and i know what he is saying but i do ahve to act as translator. I always try to get him to say "moose and squirrel" and we can picture him being one of the Czech brothers looknig for foxes from SNL.
 
We have a few guys from Vietnam working with us. I asked one of the to teach me spanish, you should have seen the look I got LMAO
 
lol....tell him he smells like a douche.


FYI...douche in russion is shower.
 
When I was in Iraq, I ran a crew of local Iraqis for a month or so. One of them was educated and fluent in english, spanish, french, and italian. We would bounce back and forth with languages and it would throw everybody off.
 
yager said:
My office mate is Ukrainian speaks more Russian than English and otherwise is pretty cool. So I've been busting his chops for the last week (or any time the work Russia pops up in the newspaper).
When he walked in the morning I commented it was nice of them to let him out of jail to come to work. I asked if his partners were as lucky.
Yesterday I commended how attractive his crime partner was. And asked if all Russian spys were that hot.
A few times I've taken him out to lunch or whatever and I have him say funny stuff in Russian, while I smile and say stuff in english like i knew what he was saying...
Also refer to him as a Russian mobster and if people at work don't straighten up I will have him take care of the light work.
This is funny because he refrains for almost any conversation at work. He is famous for his one word responses to questions where you might expect a full sentence.. Yes/No is most common.
Just thought Id share some BS that helps the day go by...
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you should do that same stuff with your yankee coworkers...... oh wait
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