funny joke

broncomania

broncomania

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its old but still funny.

Carlos and Jose are panhandlers. They work different parts of
the city every day.


Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose but only collects 2 to 3 dollars
every day.

Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills, drives a Mercedes, lives
in a mortgage free house

and has a lot of money to spend.

Carlos says to Jose 'I work just as long and hard as you do but how do
you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?'.

Jose says,.... 'Look at your sign, what does it say'?

Carlos sign reads 'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support'.'

Jose says ' No wonder you only get $2-3 dollars'

Carlos says.... 'So what does your sign say'?

Jose shows Carlos his sign......It reads, 'I only need another $10.00 to
move back to Mexico .
 
Damn you suck!!! but I would give him 10 bucks.
 
A terrible earthquake rocked Central America, leaving thousands dead.
The epicenter of the quake was 3 miles north of Mexico city, and the Mexican Gov't declared it the worst natural disater to ever hit Mexico. They counted loss's in the billions of $.

Brazil was kind enough to donate food and hygene supplies to the mexicans, and canada sent troops to maintain order. England even got in on the action and provided mexico with loans to help start the repairs and rebuilding.

The United states of course, was more than willing to help our neighbors in need, and cheerfully offered to send all of our mexicans back to mexico to replace the dead.
 
:lol::lol:

But the important question would be, where would the bury all the survivors?! LOL!
 
Arnold Swarztzeneger recently held a press confrence concerning the recent appearance of a billion seagulls in the state of California. on live tv he begs the public "anyone who can come up with a solution to get rid of the seagulls will be paid 100 million dollars".
As he was leaving the press conference a little old man approached the govenor carrying a bird cage. the old man said "excuse me sir but i think i can get rid of the birds". Arnold asks "so whats your plan?".
The old man reaches in the bird cage and pulls out a blue seagull. He throws it in the air and it immediatly flies south leaving America, taking all the other seagulls in California with it. Arnold is just amazed, he leans over to the old man and asks " you got one of those for mexicans?".
 
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