Funny things kids say!!

Infamous1

Infamous1

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I got a go-kart off of here a while back and went over it and gave it to my 6yo daughter for Christmas. She loves it, says its like daddys buggy. Only one major complaint, her being a massive 40lbs if she stopped in tall grass or any incline she could not take off again due to spinning, so I put some cleats on it so she could destroy my yard even better. I got it all put together last nite (she wanted all four tires mud tread so it would look like a buggy) off she goes across the yard, stops takes off no problems, climbs the hill half a dozen times, still golden. She then pulls up to the back of the shop and proclaims "These tires have extra gravity" haha I almost peed i laughed so hard!! ( maybe that explains those 43" SX stickies). Anybody else have any funny ones??
here is said go-kart where she parked it last nite!
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my daughter was probably about 5 years old and we were at the NC zoo. They have an exhibit of Red River Hogs I think they are called. Basically pigs. There was a glass fenced corner area of muddy/crap where they do what hogs do and waller in the hog crap and it smells accordingly. My daughter was standing there a few minutes and then started off to the next exhibit so I was following her about 3 ft behind when I hear her profess quite clearly to herself 'well that smelled like SHIT'.:eek: Two ladies were walking the other way passing right before her and the look on their faces was priceless after hearing my little angel's comments. It was one of those moments as a parent that you are dying to laugh out loud but know you just cannot under any circumstances let it out.
 
NC Zoo reminds me of one.

My Daughter was about 7 and we stopped by the Elk exhibit in the small amphitheater area. there were tons of people there and my daughter was standing with a buddy of mine on the opposite side from where I was. She read a sign on the wall and asked my buddy a question about it. He told her that was a question more suited for her dad to answer. So she turns and yells over everyone there, "Papa, What's MATING SEASON?" the crowd bust out laughing like it was Friday night at Comedy Central.

Then she was at the Bronze buffalo statue and grabbed hold of his pecker and asked me what this part was. It was a good day at the zoo.
 
My daughter was about 6 or 7 years old we bought her the movie Grease for Christmas. We had only seen it on TV and didn't think it was that bad. WRONG! Well not realizing it at the time, we were sitting in Captain D's, I get up to go to the bath room and my daughter yells out "WHERE YOU GOING, TO FLOG YOUR LOG?" My jaw about hit the floor. Needless to say she didn't get to watch that any more for a while.
 
So the in laws live in Florida. Needless to say, our daughters have made the trip many many times.

One day we were doing a puzzle of all the states. Naming each state as it fit into place. We pointed out North Carolina..''thats where we live'' said Maycee.( 3 yrs old at the time) Then Florida was pointed out..''Granny lives in Florida!! That's what state that is, it's Florida!''

Then my wife asked Maycee, ''Do you know which states are between Florida and North Carolina?''

Without missing a beat Maycee answers..''Interstates..long boring interstates!'':)
 
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