Giving 110%

Joel

Joel

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If you have seen this before I apologize. It was new to me.

What makes 100%?

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder
about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all
been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How
about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8 + 1 + 18 + 4 + 23 + 15 + 18 + 11 = 98%

And,

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11 + 14 + 15 + 23 + 12 + 5 + 4 + 7 + 5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1 + 20 + 20 + 9 + 20 + 21 + 4 + 5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2 + 21 + 12 + 12 + 19 + 8 + 9 + 20 = 103%

And, look how far ass-kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1 + 19 + 19 + 11 + 9 + 19 + 19 + 9 + 14 + 7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard Work
and Knowledge will get you close and Attitude will get you there, it's
the Bullshit and Ass-kissing that will put you over the top.
 
You better apoloogize, ;) that's an old email that's been around more than once.
Now I get to read it here .........AGAIN....... :rolleyes:







Joel you are NOT the "man" today ....... :p
JB
 
Rockeater said:
You better apoloogize, ;) that's an old email that's been around more than once.
Now I get to read it here .........AGAIN....... :rolleyes:







Joel you are NOT the "man" today ....... :p
JB
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I knew I should have run it by you first. :flipoff2:
 
Joel said:
I knew I should have run it by you first. :flipoff2:
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Sorry, I could find anybody else to pick on........... :lol:
You were a VERY easy target with that email post. It's all good though. :)
JB
 
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