"All I need for you to do is just listen"
Women rarely understand the torture men go thru by watching someone fold a roadmap the wrong way.
And for you young folk that weren't born with a cell phone in your hand....we USE to navigate unknown areas with a folded piece of paper our parents use to make us go into a service station and ask the attendant for. Once unfolded and destination understood, if you folded that 4' x 4' piece of paper the WRONG way... 
Well lets just say, if you think getting yelled at for not holding the flashlight still was bad.......
