joke of the day

[chuckwhut]

q: what's the difference between a horse?

a: one of it's legs are both the same.

 

[AtlasYota]

i laughed. . . once

 

[blazeproc]

Oh yeah..........

 

[Big Yellow]

I don't get it...

 

[Joel]

 

[awheelterd]

I don't get it...

im with you on that one.

 

[MichaelT]

??

 

[dyer91]

huh?

 

[fatboyf150]

i like tator tots

 

[dae03TJ]

yeah this doest make sense to me either

 

[Reid]

whats chuck been huffing?

 

[vanguard]

I didn't get it so I hit google and looked up the answer.

The answer is; "one of its legs are both the same." end of story.

This is my favourite joke of all time. I laughed my head of when I first heard it 20 years ago. Think about it. You are asking to compare something with......not even itself, it is singular.

So the answer is equally in the response, one of its legs (singular), are both (duel)the same. Everything in the joke encompasses the singular duck.

It is a play on the singular and the dual.

I still don't get it.

 

[orange150]

We used to ask our teachers that question in high school, it provided about 5 minutes of confusion and educational delay

 

[hayhayhay]

smart people jokes

 

[Macdaddy4738]

"Kafkaesque"

 

[chuckwhut]

"Kafkaesque"

it kinda is isn't it.

 

[Macdaddy4738]

it kinda is isn't it.

Well Im just saying, its just one of those things us normal people dont get, such as Kafkaesque situations (check out the Mission Hill episode involving the use of this word, and you'll understand where Im going)

 

[catfishblues]

Well Im just saying, its just one of those things us normal people dont get, such as Kafkaesque situations (check out the Mission Hill episode involving the use of this word, and you'll understand where Im going)

That was a good episode! That's the kinda humor that makes me miss cable.

 

[Macdaddy4738]

That was a good episode! That's the kinda humor that makes me miss cable.

That whole show was good, too bad they canned it

I got the box set of it, so I can see it whenever I want though

 

[y2kcrawler]

This whole thread is over my head... that too bad i was looking for a laugh..

 

[hvguy]

que?

 

[catfishblues]

This whole thread is over my head... that too bad i was looking for a laugh..

Two nuns walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

Better?