Reid
Hasnt Seen Dirt in Years
- Joined
- Dec 30, 2005
- Location
- Winston Salem
Jennifer, a manager at Wal-Mart, had the task of hiring someone to fill a job
opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes she found four people who were
equally qualified. Jennifer decided to call the four in and ask them only one
question. Their answer woul d determine which of them would get the job.
The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table, Jennifer
asked, 'What is the fastest thing you know of?'
The first man replied, ''A THOUGHT.' It just pops into your head. There's no
warning.'
'That's very good!' replied Jennifer. 'And, now you sir?', she asked the second
man.
'Hmmm...let me see 'A blink!' It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever
happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of.'
Excellent!' said Jennifer. 'The blink of an eye, that's a very popular cliché
for speed.'
She then turned to the third man, who was contemplating his reply.
'Well out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light on the barn comes on in less than an instant. 'Yep, 'TURNING ON A LIGHT' is the
fastest thing I can think of.'
Jennifer was very impressed with the third answer and thought she had found her
man. 'It 's hard to beat the speed of light,' she said.
Turning to BUBBA, the fourth and final man, Jennifer posed the same question.
Old Bubba replied, 'After hearing the previous three answers, it's obvious to me
that the fastest thing known is 'DIARRHEA.''
'WHAT!?' said Jennifer, stunned by the response.
'Oh sure', said BUBBA. 'You see, the other day I wasn't feeling so good, and I
ran for the bathroom, but before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already shit my pants.'
opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes she found four people who were
equally qualified. Jennifer decided to call the four in and ask them only one
question. Their answer woul d determine which of them would get the job.
The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table, Jennifer
asked, 'What is the fastest thing you know of?'
The first man replied, ''A THOUGHT.' It just pops into your head. There's no
warning.'
'That's very good!' replied Jennifer. 'And, now you sir?', she asked the second
man.
'Hmmm...let me see 'A blink!' It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever
happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of.'
Excellent!' said Jennifer. 'The blink of an eye, that's a very popular cliché
for speed.'
She then turned to the third man, who was contemplating his reply.
'Well out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light on the barn comes on in less than an instant. 'Yep, 'TURNING ON A LIGHT' is the
fastest thing I can think of.'
Jennifer was very impressed with the third answer and thought she had found her
man. 'It 's hard to beat the speed of light,' she said.
Turning to BUBBA, the fourth and final man, Jennifer posed the same question.
Old Bubba replied, 'After hearing the previous three answers, it's obvious to me
that the fastest thing known is 'DIARRHEA.''
'WHAT!?' said Jennifer, stunned by the response.
'Oh sure', said BUBBA. 'You see, the other day I wasn't feeling so good, and I
ran for the bathroom, but before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already shit my pants.'
