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mbalbritton

mbalbritton

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Lakeland, FL
A young man from Ohio moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything
under one roof" department store looking for a job.
The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says "Yeah. I
was a salesman back in Ohio ..."
Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll
come down after we close and see how you did."


His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the store
was locked up, the boss came down. "How many customers bought something from you today?"

The kid says "One".

The boss says "Just One? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a day.
How much was the sale for?"

The kid says "$101, 237.65".

The boss says "$101,237.65? What the heck did you sell?"

The kid says, "First, I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium
fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold him a new fishing
rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast,
so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat
department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't
think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive
department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition."

The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a
BOAT and a TRUCK?"

The kid said "No, the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his wife, and I
said, 'Dude, your weekend's shot - you should go fishing.' "
 
yeah thats a good one
 
Classic! I love it.
 
There's a blond out in a field rowing a boat. Along comes this other blond who stops and yells to the girl in the boat "It's people like you that make us blonds look stupid and if I could swim I'd come out ther and kick your ass!" She gets back into her car and drives off. Later on down the road she gets stopped by the police. She rolls down her window and the blond lady cop says "License and registration please." She hands her the registration but can't seem to find her license. Digging through her purse she says "what's that license thing look like again." the cop says "it's a small square card that has your picture on it." "Oh here it is," and she hands the cop her makeup mirror. the cop looks at it and goes, "Oh, I didn't know you were a police officer. You can go." and hands her back her mirror.
 
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