- Joined
- Mar 16, 2005
- Location
- Archer Lodge
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he walked in, sat down, and looked over the menu:
Raw Tourist: $5.00
Broiled Missionary: $10.00
Fried Explorer: $15.00
Baked Liberal or Grilled Conservative: $100.00
The guy called his friend over and asked, "Why such a huge price difference for the politicians?"
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit ... it takes all morning!"
Raw Tourist: $5.00
Broiled Missionary: $10.00
Fried Explorer: $15.00
Baked Liberal or Grilled Conservative: $100.00
The guy called his friend over and asked, "Why such a huge price difference for the politicians?"
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit ... it takes all morning!"
