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mbalbritton

mbalbritton

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Joined
Mar 22, 2005
Location
Lakeland, FL
As we get older we sometimes begin to doubt our ability to "make a difference" in the world. *It is at these times that our hopes are boosted by the remarkable achievements of other "seniors" who have found the courage to take on challenges that would make many of us wither. *Harold Sclumberg is such a person.


I've often been asked, 'What do you old folks do now that you're retired'? Well..I'm fortunate to have a chemical engineering background, and one of the things I enjoy most is turning beer, wine, Scotch, and margaritas into urine.

And I'm pretty damn good at it, too*.
:beer:
 
Did you hear about the cannibal that passed his brother in the woods?
 
Dylan W. said:
Do tell.
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Lets try this one....

Do you know what the cannibal did after he dumped his girlfriend?




Wiped his ass.

Edit for spelling.
 
Wiped. wiped his ass. lol, it took a minute for that to sink in...i was trying to figure out whose ass he whipped.
 
MadAR15 said:
Lets try this one....
Do you know what the cannibal did after he dumped his girlfriend?
Whipped his ass.
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This is a classic case where spelling actually is important, lol.
 
I fail. English is not my first language.

I speak engineering.
 
<-- I will openly admit my faults.
 
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