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retroedaddy

retroedaddy

Infidel
Joined
Apr 7, 2010
Location
Bahama NC
Still enjoying a quieter,Happier NC4X4 so here's some Jokes.

Doctor: I have good news and bad. The good is you have 24 hours to live
Patient: Oh no! then what's the bad news
Doctor: I forgot to call you yesterday

Police found a 6yr old boy wandering the streets & offered to take him home. The boy said no cuz his mom beats him. The police asked about his dad; the boy said my dad beats me too. The police asked, "where do you want to live?" The boy said “WITH THE DALLAS COWBOYS CUZ THEY DON'T ...BEAT NOBODY"!
 
This old man was sleepy and fixing to go to bed when he hears a knock at the door. He answers and it's a snail selling magazine subscriptions. The old man got mad and kicked the snail out in the yard. About 2 years later, the man hears a knock at the door, he answers and the snail says "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!?!?!"
 
retroedaddy said:
Police found a 6yr old boy wandering the streets & offered to take him home. The boy said no cuz his mom beats him. The police asked about his dad; the boy said my dad beats me too. The police asked, "where do you want to live?" The boy said “WITH THE DALLAS COWBOYS CUZ THEY DON'T ...BEAT NOBODY"!
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:lol::lol::lol: and I'm a Cowboys fan :lol:
 
What does a 9 volt battery and a woman's asshole have in common?

You know it's wrong but sooner of later you're gonna stick your tongue to it!
 
JRB said:
What does a 9 volt battery and a woman's asshole have in common?

You know it's wrong but sooner of later you're gonna stick your tongue to it!
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Haha,OK just haha(original remark deleted)
 
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