I met some friends at a bowling alley one night to drink beer and throw gutters. Anyway, I walk in at it's one of those cosmic bowling nights. I'm talking to my friends and they introduce to some of their friends. This cute girl steps up and they introduce me and then say, "this is Tits McGee". I asked her if her name was really Tits McGee. At that point, I got a real bad look from her and she said, "No! It's Tif-fa-ny". I swear it sounded just like Tits McGree. From that point forward she was pissed and her boyfriend was mad as hell at me. In my defense the music was blasting.
But for clarification, she did have nice boobs.
