About a year ago I started servicing road tractors on the weekends. I'm a rather large fella so I tend to rub everything on the underside of the trucks. Needless to say I get filthy. Like cant even tell I'm a white guy filthy.
My wife is the vice president of the PTO at our kids school. They had a fund raiser the other day and I stopped by after working on the trucks to pick up the kids. You should have seen the looks on the faces of the other PTO moms! They're really upidy, HOA, preppy kinda people. It was hilarious! You'd thought I was an alien!
