So, walking out the door tonight to make a beer run, my girlfriend yells "dont forget a jacket".
By no means is it frigid, but it is 30 degrees and the wind chill is probably close to 15, so of course I would wear a jacket.
In my most sarcastic, condescending voice, and of course how any man who has just been spoken to like a child would reply " honey, I am only half retarded you know".
Without a pause, her reply is "yep, but I never know what half I am speaking to"
I take a deep breath, spend 5 seconds trying to come up with a witty remark to prove her wrong.
I shake my head in agreement, grab my jacket as told and walk out the door..........
