Seriously, WTF?!

Macdaddy4738

Macdaddy4738

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So several hours ago, we noted a distinct TERRIBLE smell coming from our hall. We searched high and low, forgot about it.

So for some reason we decided to go searching, and figured out that whatever the hell was creating the smell was inside the ceiling... (dropped ceiling in a college dorm is a very bad idea IMO...)

anyways, several tiles lifted, and found the source. Some ass hole put a bag of chicken up into the tile, probably days ago. The thing has started to spoil, and smells terrible, has gotten into the air system, and is leaking possibly biotoxic juice everywhere...

WTF is wrong with people!?
 
at least it was in a bag

someone on this board had raw fish in the back of thier jeep, they did not notice ir for about a month because they had the top down.
 
So this leads me to the question of;

Who have you pissed off lately??
 
i'd do the same thing to anyone who pissed on my cornflakes :)
 
Ahh Coltrane. I didnt live in the dorms but i sure raised hell in em! We greased the floors one time with butter in the Lovell dorm near the bathrooms. Set up some furniture in the hallway and laughed for a solid hour watching people fall. Good times.
 
Ahhhhh, Coltrane. Cant tell you the things that we did there, at least not on record!! One that I can tell you. Pre-renovation, my roomate and I could get into the ceiling and go room to room whenever we pleased- and therefore do whatever we pleased- let your imagination go from there. Then one year, we lived essentially IN THE LOBBY, ground floor. AWESOME. Biggest room in the whole dang building, but shared a wall with the drink machines- that sucked for the first month or so. But by design, it meant that having girls over after hours was way easier. Oh, and no RA.
 
we dropped 2500 crickets into Scott dorm (sorority halls) at WCU. You could still hear them chirping 2 months later.
 
well i mean crickets, water, greasing the floor is one thing.

But RAW CHICKEN in the ceiling is totally another thing. Its a potential biohazard for everyone on the hall..
 
That's not so bad...we had a college kid working for us one summer who used to play jokes on one of the mechanics here. He put grease under the techs door handle, the tech then taught him a lesson about jokes. 100 degree day he craps (his own crap) in a box and puts it in the spare tire area of the kids VW golf and let it fester all day in the hot sun. Kid opened the door to go home and just about blew chunks all over the parking lot. A little over the top for my taste, but the joking stopped.
 
BIGWOODY said:
That's not so bad...we had a college kid working for us one summer who used to play jokes on one of the mechanics here. He put grease under the techs door handle, the tech then taught him a lesson about jokes. 100 degree day he craps (his own crap) in a box and puts it in the spare tire area of the kids VW golf and let it fester all day in the hot sun. Kid opened the door to go home and just about blew chunks all over the parking lot. A little over the top for my taste, but the joking stopped.
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While not as gross, one of my instructors at tech school worked at a shop where the new kid was always pulling pranks like that on the old guy in the shop. The one that started the retalliation was when the kid filled the old guys tool box with grease. The next monday the kids tool box was gone. The police got called, no insurance on the tools or box. The kid knew the old man did it but couldn't prove it. The old man never said a word, just went about his business. By about 4 PM the shop foreman comes to my instructor ans ask what he knows about it. He says "nothing, the kids box is gone." "No, THAT!" and he gestures toward the celing. There, with a logging chain wrapped around it and WELDED to the celing beam is the kids tool box. The old man snickers "have fun getting it down" and heads out the door.
 
Back in high school this Indian kid had a locker right next to mine. I do not know if they do not beleive in showering but he stunk. Then I started smelling something rank. I figured it was some of his gym clothes or something but it turned out that the SOB had left raw shrimp in his locker from a science project a good while before. Horrible smell. Also once I went to Europe and my Uncle spilled fresh sardines in the back of the puegot we rented. The thing did not have AC and we were in a mountaneous area of Greece. I would get carsick from the smell of those fish and the curvy roads.
 
Payback's a B1+(h

Just Had to share. One place I worked at in Bucks county Pa. in the late 1980's, An unknown guy was regularly stealing some of my lunch items from the community fridge. For A day or two, I packed two lunches. One was old reliable PB&J sandwiches (no refrigeration required) for me. The other lunch was two tuna fish,& mayo, &......... A whole sheet of Ex-lax, mashed finely, & mixed in with the mayo. 1st day no takers, tossed them when nobody was looking. 2nd day one sandwich missing. tossed other one, & waited for fun to begin. After going back to work, about an hour later one guy on my maintenance team, had to go to the bathroom. told other guy to keep an eye on Bill. Bill came back, bragging about the big one. 2 minutes later he was headed back up to the bathroom. A while longer we watched him make it 1/2 way back to where we were, & made an about face. Bill left work early that day, pale & almost lifeless. No lunches were stolen again!
 
Back when I worked as a tech in a textile plant we had a guy on our shift who would take tools from the top work surface of someone's tool box and put them all back into the drawers. He also like to grease the pulls and handles on tool boxes. It got really old after about one year of this.

Then he took a week of vacation and I took the liberty of flipping his tool box over on its top. I then took the liberty of shaking the holy shit out of his tool box. It sounded like a small tornado hitting a scrap metal yard. The day he returned to work it took him 3 hours just to get the drawers to open and the rest of the week to organize his tools & parts. He never bothered another tool box again.

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Open can of sardines under truck seat at airport while guy is out of country for 2 weeks...

For the lunch thiefs, at a former job we had a notorious one... One employee brought leftovers everyday and his wife was like a gourmet chef or something. Lavish meals. So this dude would come in and eat his food....but only on Thursday. Not sure why Thrusday...but anyway one Thursday he ate some pasta dish with about a dozen pubes laced in there. The next Thursday he opened the container to find pictures of the pasta dish and arm pit, chest and ass hair being removed and stuck in the container with a note,"Look familiar?"
 
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