I'd ask to get paid alot because Homer's had alot of jobs, and is worth more than you may realize....
Nuclear Safety Inspector
His day job and main source of income.
Unnamed job in nuclear power plant, sector 7-G
His job in early seasons, before promotion to safety inspector. It was unclear to everyone (including his employer and Homer himself) whether he was a "Supervising Technician" or a "Technical Supervisor" ("Homer's Odyssey")
A
Ambulance driver ("Diatribe of a Mad Housewife")
Marijuana legalization activist ("Weekend at Burnsie's")
Actor
In the play Rent II ("Behind the Laughter") Is not considered canon.
In a commercial for the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant ("D'oh-in In the Wind")
Agent (Four times)
For Suds McDuff ("Old Yeller Belly")
Lurleen Lumpkin ("Colonel Homer")
Lisa and Cameron Aka Johnny Rainbow ("A Star is Torn")
Amateur-Division Professional Arm Wrestler in the episode "Marge's Son Poisoning."
Astronaut for NASA ("Deep Space Homer")
Attack-dog trainer for the Pitiless Pup Attack Dog School ("I Married Marge")
B
Baby Proofer for Wee Care ("Bye Bye Nerdie")
Bartender for Moe's Tavern and Homer's Hunting Club ("Homer the Moe")
Blackjack dealer of Monty's Casino ("$pringfield")
Bowling alley employee of Bowl-o-rama ("And Maggie Makes Three")
His dream job, but held only briefly.
Butler ("The Frying Game")
Bodyguard of Mayor Joe Quimby ("Mayored to the Mob")
Bootlegger as the "Beer Baron" ("Homer vs. The Eighteenth Amendment")
Boxer ("The Homer They Fall")
Part of the Association of Springfield Semi-Pro Boxers
Broadway Actor (see Actor)
C
Candle maker of Ye Olde Candlemaker, Olde Springfield Towne ("I Married Marge")
Car designer for Powell Motors ("Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?")
Caretaker for Mr. Burns' lodge ("Treehouse of Horror V")
Non-canon.
Carny ("Bart Carny")
Celebrity assistant for Kim Basinger and Alec Baldwin ("When You Dish Upon a Star")
Celebrity Wrestler in the Nintendo Entertainment System ROM hack ("World Heroes 3")
CEO of nuclear power plant ("C.E. D'oh")
Chauffeur for Classy Joe's ("Homer vs. Patty & Selma")
Springfield Chief of Police ("Papa's Got a Brand New Badge")
Chiropractor ("Pokey Mom")
Clown ("Homie the Clown")
Authorized Krusty impersonator
Coach for American football ("Bart Star")
Coached Bart's team after Ned quit due to Homer's insults
Con artist/Grifter with son Bart ("The Great Money Caper")
Conceptual artist ("Mom and Pop Art")
Convenience store night-clerk for the Kwik-E-Mart ("Lisa's Pony")
D
Death ("Treehouse of Horror XIV")
(grim reaper in halloween special)
Drug Smuggler
Door-to-door knife salesman for Slash-Co. ("I Married Marge")
Door-to-door sugar salesman
Door-to-door spring salesman ("The Old Man and The "C" Student")
E
Employee at Gulp 'n' Blow Drive-thru ("I Married Marge")
Executive of Globex Corp., Cypress Creek ("You Only Move Twice")
Executive Vice President of Power Plant (while smoking medicinal marijuana) ("Weekend at Burnsie's")
F
Farmer ("E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)")
Film critic ("A Star is Burns")
The Springfield Flim Festival
Film producer ("Beyond Blunderdome")
Mr. Smith Goes To Washington remake
Final Boss Eater ("YTMND") fad
Food critic for the Springfield Shopper. ("Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?")
Landed the job after wandering away from a tour of the newspaper.
Fortune cookie writer ("A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love")
G
Gravedigger ("Treehouse of Horror II")
Grease entrepreneur ("Lard of the Dance")
Guard of Springfield Juvenile Correctional Facility ("The Wandering Juvie")
H
Hippie ("D'oh-in In the Wind")
Homophobe ("Homer's Phobia")
Not an actual job, but Homer includes this when he recites a list of jobs he's held in the past in the episode "Papa's Got a Brand New Badge".
Horse Trainer Trainer of Furious D ("Saddlesore Galactica")
I
Impotency Spokesman for Viagrogain ("Barting Over")
Informant for the F.B.I. ("The Trouble with Trillions")
Inventor ("The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace")
6-legged chair, automatic hammer, lazy-bowl, everything's O.K. alarm, and make-up gun
J
Junior Vice-President of CompuGlobalHyperMegaNet ("Das Bus")
M
Mall Santa Claus ("Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire")
Mascot, known as "Dancing Homer" ("Dancin' Homer")
Working for the Springfield Isotopes, before a brief stint in Capital City.
Mayor of New Springfield ("A Tale of Two Springfields")
Mayoral candidate ("See Homer Run")
Mini-golf assistant for Sir Putts-A-Lot
Missionary ("Missionary: Impossible")
Monorail conductor ("Marge vs. the Monorail")
Mountain climber ("King of the Hill")
Muscle For Hire
The job was never actually portrayed by Homer but he references it in the "Lard of the Dance" episode when he says "Oh, I can't believe those goons muscled me out of my grease business. I've been muscled out of everything I've ever done. Including my muscle-for-hire business."
Musician
Member of B Sharps ("Homer's Barbershop Quartet")
Composer of "Everybody Hates Ned Flanders" single with David Byrne ("Dude, Where's My Ranch?")
Composed songs for Lisa Simpson's music career ("A Star is Torn")
N
Night school teacher ("Secrets of a Successful Marriage")
O
Oil-rig worker ("Half-Decent Proposal")
Owner
ZiffCorp ("The Ziff Who Came to Dinner") actually only owned stock
SpringShield ("Papa's Got a Brand New Badge")
the Denver Broncos ("You Only Move Twice")
Ordained Minister ("There's Something About Marrying")
In order to perform same-sex marriages to make profit
P
Panhandler ("Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore")
To make extra money to buy Marge Simpson diamond earrings.
Performance artist ("Homerpalooza")
Getting hit with a cannonball
Personal assistant
Briefly taking Smithers' place as Mr. Burns' right-hand man. ("Homer the Smithers")
Pie-Man ("Simple Simpson")
Prank monkey for Mr. Burns ("Homer vs. Dignity")
Priest (see ordained minister)
Prison snitch ("The Seven-Beer Snitch")
Public speaker ("HOMЯ")
Plus-size butt model ("Mommie Beerest")
Shown on a business card he hands to Marge.
R
Roadie ("How I Spent My Strummer Vacation")
Homer was a roadie for a benefits concert starring Mick Jagger, Elvis Costello, Keith Richards, Brian Setzer, Tom Petty, and Lenny Kravitz.
Roadside corn salesman ("Fraudcast News")
Apparently the destruction of Geezer Rock could spoil Homer selling corn to tourists
S
Safety protester ("Homer's Odyssey")
Safety Salamander ("See Homer Run")
Sailor in the Naval Reserve ("Simpson Tide")
Took command of a nuclear submarine, causing an international incident.
Sanitation Commissioner ("Trash of the Titans")
Security guard (see Springfield Chief of Police)
Smuggler of sugar for Motherloving Sugar Corp. ("Sweets and Sour Marge")
Snowplow proprietor and driver ("Mr. Plow")
Street musician ("Bart Gets Famous")
first afterschool job, as a teenager
Sugar salesman of Farmer Homer's Sweet Sweet Sugar ("Lisa's Rival")
Superhero - the Pie Man (see Pie-Man)
Showboating coach ("Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass")
T
Talk Show Host ("Today I am A Clown")
Teacher ("Secrets of a Successful Marriage")
Telemarketer ("Lisa's Date with Density")
Thief ("Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment")
Stole several graven images and false idols before being promptly put out of business by Moses.
Tomacco Creator/Farmer/Salesman (see Farmer)
Town Crier ("Lisa the Iconoclast")
Traveling salesman of Simpson & Son, Revitalizing Tonic ("Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy")
Trucker ("Maximum Homerdrive")
U
Unemployed
on various occasions (Start of "Mother Simpson", "The Heartbroke Kid", several other occasions)
Union leader ("Last Exit to Springfield")
Spontaneously appointed after complaining about the power plant's worker dental plan.
Used Car salesman ("Diatribe of a Mad Housewife")
V
Vigilante ("Homer the Vigilante")
Formed posse to catch a local cat burglar.
Village Oaf ("Treehouse of Horror XI")
Homer also tried being the Village Dunce but his paper hat caught on fire.
Voice actor ("The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show")
Playing "Poochie the Dog"
W
Webmaster ("The Computer Wore Menace Shoes")
Created "Homer's Page" which infringed on many copyrights and later created another website under the name "Mr. X" (webpage can be visited at
www.mrxswebpage.com)
