The Better Marriage Blanket.

fatboyf150

fatboyf150

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Could be a good gift. LOL.

Completely & Quickly Absorbs The Odor Of Flatulence
  • A real solution to a very real problem
  • Contains the same type of fabric used by the military to protect against chemical weapons
  • Even works on top of bed sheets
  • Makes a great wedding or anniversary gift too
  • The molecules that cause the odor are absorbed and neutralized in millions of microscopic pores in the activated carbon so it has an almost unlimited capacity for eliminating odor
  • Frequent washing is not needed. Only wash when the outer fabric needs cleaning but “Refresh” The Blanket in the dryer or in the sun occasionally
  • The blanket will not smell bad after use
  • Odor absorption will last for the life of the Blanket
https://bettermarriageblanket.com/

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What a crock! She loves me, she will learn to love the smells I make LOL... This is a serious laugh though.
 
I just seen it on TV, and laughed my ass off. Just thought I would share it.
 
They should sell this in a combo pack with a LavNav. No more dutch ovens in the bedroom, and no more late night "near misses" in the bathroom.

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Maybe they need to make underware out of those blankets!
 
Odor is caused by the release of molucules.
So after years and years, all those molecules are collecting in the blanket.
How do you think that sucker smells itself after awhile?
 
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