Just use whatever local dirt they have that's dark and not red mud.
Mix in as much chicken shit as you can without it smelling like chicken shit.
Stump size spot .... about a coffee cup ... mix it good and run like heck.
They'll stop and spit every time they mention your name for the next 2 years and then go get the weed eater out so they can
cut the grass where those #%$@&^*&$#@%& stumps used to be!
