Worlds shortest Fairy Tale

[upnover]

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The
girl said, 'NO!'

And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles
and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank
beer and scotch and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he
wanted.

The End

 

[5keepers]

 

[Jeff B]

Thats why I divorced!

 

[J.C.]

I am sending this along to my son

 

[blazeproc]

Thats funny

 

[mopar redneck]

Now you tell me!

 

[braxton357]

Hmmm...pretty sure your wife is a member here.

 

[bfeller]

My wife didn't think it was funny.... but I did.

 

[Leslie]

Hmmm...pretty sure your wife is a member here.

Yes, I am. I thought it was funny.