yall wont believe this

Dylan W.

Dylan W.

lone resident of Bro-Lite Island
Joined
Mar 17, 2007
Location
Mocksville NC
Could'nt sleep....went to kitchen sink to get water. We have a security light in back yard. I noticed something move outside...looked closer, and there were 6 or 7 deer in back yard...SO-------I grabed an orange off the counter and slipped the back door open...they started running, and I chunked the orange and it bounced off the ground and hit one on the run.

THATS THE TRUTH....BELIEVE IT!:bounce2:

I am going back to bed now...that is all.
That was cool!

I will tell this story for ever...count on it.
 
You would have really been the man if you feed the orange to the deer....Wait a minute....The DEER WHIPSPER......
 
I'm thinkin of somethin orange, orraaaannggee. Do you know what it is?? Do you?? It's an ORANGE!!!
 
When I read the title of this thread, I was like ohhhhh noooooo not again. Unfortunately, the first thing that popped into my head was how you put out a fire on your rotors last year, in the middle of a busy intersection,.....................so, From you Dylan, I can believe it!
 
I know you can tell this story better - you sure it wasn't a grapefruit, and you pelted the 8-pt buck right between the eyes??
 
No fluff needed in this story!
I threw the orange like Nolan Ryan. The deer ran in the right direction so the orange skipped off the ground and clipped one of em' in the flank. That deer cut left and the rest kept goin'. So I definatly got his attention!
I woke my wife up after I posted this and told her.
{her response} Way to go, babe...why did you throw an orange at a dog?:shaking:

She just dont understand my PRIMAL side:lol:
 
Dylan W. said:
No fluff needed in this story!
I threw the orange like Nolan Ryan. The deer ran in the right direction so the orange skipped off the ground and clipped one of em' in the flank. That deer cut left and the rest kept goin'. So I definatly got his attention!
I woke my wife up after I posted this and told her.
{her response} Way to go, babe...why did you throw an orange at a dog?:shaking:
She just dont understand my PRIMAL side:lol:
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If I woke my wife at 3am and told her that story......she would not say way to go. She would say you are stupid and leave me alone:lol:
 
blazeproc said:
If I woke my wife at 3am and told her that story......she would not say way to go. She would say you are stupid and leave me alone:lol:
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The ''WAY TO GO PART''...there was not an ounce of sincerity in it. What she really meant was,like your wife would say ,leave me alone stupid!
 
What the hell man? did you think about that first or just out of instinct you chucked an orange?
 
Just grabbed it when i saw the deer. Cant explain it..it dont really make much sense,
but It felt like the right thing to do. Shoot, i'd do it again too. That deer better be glad i did'nt grab a coffee cup or something.:lol:
 
your gonna hate when you wake up one morning and are out of oranges. i drove into a group of deer the other night for fun. one ran smack into a fence. good times!
 
^^^yeah..thats what I'm talkin' about....good times!
The wife says I cant throw anymore oranges, so I might have to use something a little sharper next time...maybe the salt shaker.:popcorn:
 
Macdaddy4738 said:
Since when have WARRIORS! thrown oranges?
True warriors have spears sitting around in every room of the house for just this occasion.
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lol...i bought my dad a whale harpoon last month.....wait til a deer runs through his yard!
 
Dylan W. said:
That deer better be glad i did'nt grab a coffee cup or something.:lol:
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Why, so he could laugh at your ass when the coffee cup didn't bounce OFF THE GROUND l(like an orange would) and miss altogether?

Dylan W. said:
The wife says I cant throw anymore oranges, so I might have to use something a little sharper next time...maybe the salt shaker.:popcorn:
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See above. Salt dosn't bounce.

The key is to HIT THE DEER ON THE FIRST LAUNCH :flipoff2:

I'd keep a bucket of gold balls by the door. Easier to aim and get better distance, and w/ teh right placement good knock one out lol.
 
^^^That stuff is to technical, even the slingshot. I prefer a more primative object.
Besides, I have a gun or two but that would be too easy.
We have had guys on here kill em' with bow and arrow,muzzle loader,rifles and pistols.
We've had folks crawling 2oo yrds on their belly in the rain and guys hitting them with Jeeps, I want to be the one who kills one with some fruit or something.

I will be the man...step aside Ted Nugent.:fuck-you:..I've got a carrot!
 
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