I'm new here so why not a selfie thread?

[palmetto zuk]

Im new to these parts so why not a selfie thread/roast thread to get me up to speed around here. Hit me with what you got I like to laugh.

 

[1-tonmudder]

Sorry but this is the only one I have handy.Its my mugshot from when I got arrested that time for being a male escort.

 

[palmetto zuk]

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Sorry but this is the only one I have handy.Its my mugshot from when I got arrested that time for being a male escort.

Sometimes you got to suck a cawk to realize you don't like sucking cawk.

 

[13bullets]

Sometimes you got to suck a cawk to realize you don't like sucking cawk.

Um, no. Cocksucker.

 

[1-tonmudder]

I could tell by lookin at one its not for me.

 

[ProbablyBroke]

Finally made it to the Coca Cola factory in Atlanta.

 

[1-tonmudder]

probably broke? you talking about that second toe? That thing is jacked!

 

[palmetto zuk]

probably broke? you talking about that second toe? That thing is jacked!
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[shawn]

 

[ProbablyBroke]

The photo was taken mid- orgasm. Happens everytime.

 

[BigSouth]

New dog thinks she's a lap dog.

 

[broncosbybart]

 

[ckruzer]

this is gay

 

[Fabrik8]

Sorority girls take selfies. Taking a selfie has never occurred to me. Neither has creating a Facebook account.

 

[Riddle]

Sorority girls take selfies. Taking a selfie has never occurred to me. Neither has creating a Facebook account.

True story

 

[Ron]

Sorority girls take selfies. Taking a selfie has never occurred to me. Neither has creating a Facebook account.

+1

Although I must say I like sorority girl selfies.

 

[REDLYNER]

Sorority girls take selfies. Taking a selfie has never occurred to me. Neither has creating a Facebook account.

I've taken 37 selfies since this thread was started and STILL can't decide which one to like totally post up!

#SelfieSaturday bitches!!

 

[palmetto zuk]

I've taken 37 selfies since this thread was started and STILL can't decide which one to like totally post up!

#SelfieSaturday bitches!!

I can already tell that I like you.

 

[krehel24]

Only pic of me is this one from when I was a baby.....

 

[XJfreakHO]

Only pic of me is this one from when I was a baby.....View attachment 248824

Have anymore pics of your mom?

 

[BrianGreen]

Most of mine are of me and my kids. Or training Soldiers.

 

[XJsavage]

Doing what I do best....

 

[krehel24]

Have anymore pics of your mom?

She is a little older now.....

 

[Dylan W.]

I think this is the only selfie I have ever taken. Well..fully clothed anyway.

 

[GotWood]

Doing what I do best.... View attachment 248832

Looking gay and stupid?