Let’s play another game

[rcalexander105]

Your wife drives a truck

 

[LBarr2002]

Poop knife

 

[obullfish]

Poop knife

Shitter’s full

 

[XJsavage]

@01tj , you from greenwood, aintcha?

 

[upnover]

Yes ma'am, I ready to order. I'll take 3 eggs scrambled runny, 2 biscuits and gravy and livermush. And can I get some grits to go with that too please"

 

[shawn]

Fucking amateurs. Half y'all are posting shit they say in Pennsylvania.

We're having chicken and Hoppin John for supper.

 

[ncpartsguy]

Is that truck two wheel spin or four wheel dig?

 

[Silverado_Express]

Just changed the ol in the old ladies car tonight. I like to pour it in the creek and watch them purdy colors

 

[BigClay]

Yes Sir
Yes Ma’am

 

[Ron]

Fucking amateurs. Half y'all are posting shit they say in Pennsylvania.

We're having chicken and Hoppin John for supper.

In the deep South (scar, ga, al) that's CARlina(no o) peas and rice

 

[WARRIORWELDING]

"After while crocodile!"


"See you later Alligator!"

Said every time we left the grandparents house.

 

[Pless]

You shore do have a purdy mouth...

 

[obullfish]

You shore do have a purdy mouth...

I see you’ve been hanging out with Cowboy.

 

[jeepinmatt]

Buncha gol dang Yankees in here that ain't even mentioned livermush.

Daddy's momma's sister's son got arrested at the airport on the way back to California because his wife put a pistol in the suitcase full of livermush and Cheerwine. This is a true story.

 

[trailhugger]

For cripes sakes yous guys, I'm not from down here!

 

[jeepin' jen]

He's one of my favorites! That's exactly what my family sounds like. (Oh geesh!)

 

[Pless]

I see you’ve been hanging out with Cowboy.

Wonder if he still has a pet squirrel that rides around on his shoulder?

 

[obullfish]

Wonder if he still has a pet squirrel that rides around on his shoulder?

Last time I saw him down at Cheyenne’s he did

 

[Monkeynono]

water,properly pronounced, wuuter

Wait, how do you guys say it? It's Wooder

 

[benmack1]

I’m from Michigan. Sometimes I just smile because I either can’t understand what the hell you guys just said or if there was enough annunciation to put the words together in my head, I still don’t know what the hell it means. I love the south but damn I can’t understand anyone. For what it’s worth I can’t understand @tlucier any better with that thick Boston accent.

 

[Fabrik8]

I’m from Michigan. Sometimes I just smile because I either can’t understand what the hell you guys just said or if there was enough annunciation to put the words together in my head, I still don’t know what the hell it means. I love the south but damn I can’t understand anyone.

I usually just get bored waiting for the words to fall out of someone's mouth. I've got plenty of time to figure the accent out.

 

[Wes]

Sittin there like a knot on a lawg

 

[Brownsxj]

On a job site and you ask your co-worker where something is...
He says “over yonder...”

He doesn’t point, raise this head/ eye point, distance, etc....

fml everyday

 

[tlucier]

I’m from Michigan. Sometimes I just smile because I either can’t understand what the hell you guys just said or if there was enough annunciation to put the words together in my head, I still don’t know what the hell it means. I love the south but damn I can’t understand anyone. For what it’s worth I can’t understand @tlucier any better with that thick Boston accent.

Shut you’re whore mouth. You don’t bitch when I bring beer to your shop

 

[redneckjeep87]

Bbq is vinegar based