Car Sabotage

If one of the fuses controlled the ignition, EFI, or any other system that makes the car run, then yeah, it wouldn't run.. :rolleyes:
 
I'm curious of the reason for this post... remember that anything you do is probably considered destruction of property.
 
sorry about that

Fiances roommate is been a royal a** hole for the past two months straight and my fiance is getting tired of it so she wants a little pay back. nothing to destructive just a couple of fuses.
 
336wheeler said:
I'm curious of the reason for this post... remember that anything you do is probably considered destruction of property.
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Not to mention that sabotaging another's vehicle for retaliation is a total pu$$y move. If you got a problem with somebody either A) get over it
B) sack up and take it to his face

If you are sabotaging someone's vehicle thats a pretty bitch move IMHO....

If doing it for a prank there are many better,easier pranks....


****edit sorry you posted in the interim while I was typing.
I stand behind my statement.
 
SkyHiK5 said:
Not to mention that sabotaging another's vehicle for retaliation is a total pu$$y move. If you got a problem with somebody either A) get over it
B) sack up and take it to his face

If you are sabotaging someone's vehicle thats a pretty bitch move IMHO....

If doing it for a prank there are many better,easier pranks....
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Quoted for truth. Don't be a douche, be a man.
 
But if you're gonna be a douche, and its an older car, disconnect the plug that goes from the coil to the distributor, but leave it laying on it where it looks like its plugged in. Ive pulled this prank on my friends too many times, hehe.
 
SkyHiK5 said:
Not to mention that sabotaging another's vehicle for retaliation is a total pu$$y move. If you got a problem with somebody either A) get over it
B) sack up and take it to his face

If you are sabotaging someone's vehicle thats a pretty bitch move IMHO.....
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Amen to that.

Nevermind the fact that from the sound of your first post, you wouldn't know which end of a screwdriver to use..
 
jeepinmatt said:
But if you're gonna be a douche, and its an older car, disconnect the plug that goes from the coil
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But only pull the coil wire off while the car is running!:D
 
And don't forget since you just posted advertising the destruction of someone's property online, be prepared for a REAL nice bill from the tow company and mechanic. Not to mention the other pieces that they replace in order to diagnose the problem.
And then have fun when the roomate gets you back by putting fiberglass in your toilet paper.

(Yes, I have seen that done)
 
My favorite trick is a small ping-pong ball placed down the gas line into the tank (very difficult on newer cars fwiw),
Whn gas is low, it will randomly float to the pump and block it, car shuts off. Then ni vacuum, it floats away, runs fine... then randomly does it again etc etc.
Somebody did this to a guy i know and it took months to figure out. Hehehehe.

But agreed w/ above, when it comes to people you have to live w/ getting things in the open is the best policy. Glad it's cleared up.
 
RatLabGuy said:
My favorite trick is a small ping-pong ball placed down the gas line into the tank (very difficult on newer cars fwiw),
Whn gas is low, it will randomly float to the pump and block it, car shuts off. Then ni vacuum, it floats away, runs fine... then randomly does it again etc etc.
Somebody did this to a guy i know and it took months to figure out. Hehehehe.
But agreed w/ above, when it comes to people you have to live w/ getting things in the open is the best policy. Glad it's cleared up.
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I love this trick, keeps people stumped to the point they start having delusions :alien:

chuckwhut said:
you sound like an idiot. good luck with that marriage. :shaking:
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Will@Rockbottom4x4.com said:
That...is...beautiful.
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Unless you were the two punks who lived beside us in college.
Ermm, I mean, I know nothing.
(But I will say we warned them "Our girlfriends are going to be down, so can you guys not use the good tp we are going to put in there for them?" )
All the crap they were pulling stopped right after that. They came to "apologize" after visiting the campus doc. :D

(Believe it or not, the fiberglass shavings was actually the least painful thing we were planning.)
 
Attaching the horn to one of the turn lights always sounded amusing. Wouldn't work on me though, I don't use them.
 
Ok so now you guys have my curiosity going.
How exactly does one go about getting fiberglass into TP? Dosn't seem like it'd be terribly easy.
 
RatLabGuy said:
Ok so now you guys have my curiosity going.
How exactly does one go about getting fiberglass into TP? Dosn't seem like it'd be terribly easy.
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I am guessing they used insulation. That wouldn't be that hard to do.


And to the original poster, GTFO now before you have to take on all of your fiance's battles. This isn't a good way to start things off.
 
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RatLabGuy said:
Ok so now you guys have my curiosity going.
How exactly does one go about getting fiberglass into TP? Dosn't seem like it'd be terribly easy.
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*makes mental note to NEVER borrow TP while camping from anyone*

OK, you start by tempting the parties with the good stuff, (high dollar tp you know?)
So they get all used to it and spoiled not using the college cheap sand paper.
Then you take the "new" roll and roll it out about 22' (length of dorm's common room)
Once you've got it nice and straight you get a block of "raw" fiberglass. I'm not entirely sure where we got it to be honest? (might have been a boat repair store? but you can use the sheets too)
Put on some REAL thick gloves.
Take a knife and shave along the block getting LOTs of shavings the entire length of the TP. (It will take a while. Dedication is important if the cause is desperate enough to make someone's bum hurt this bad)
Once done, you will have the tough part.
CAREFULLY roll the TP back up, with your buddy's help. You have to keep it tight enough that it looks "normal" but loose enough that you don't tear the sheets. It was the second try for us.
Place "treated" roll in bathroom.
MAKE MENTAL NOTE TO NOT USE THAT BATHROOM until you can throw that roll away. (alcohol might make you forget NOT to use the TP)
When victims approach you walking bow legged, know that you have won. They will apologize and promise to never do anything to you again. In fact, they will probably move out quickly and duck and walk away when they see you on campus.
(The humor was present watching them try and sit still in classes though)

But of course, this is ALL just a wild rumor, and no one I know would ever be involved in something like this.
I mean, that would just be mean?


Edit: Come on Joel, I mean insulation would be "itchy" but 1/2" splinters and shards are SOOO much better. Ermm, I mean. Umm, yea, insulation :D and umm, yea, never do this.
 
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