I bought a Mini

93redzj

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picked up this Mini with a “bad fuel pump” with intentions of fixing and reselling. Got it home and started diagnosing….found a misfire on cylinder 4. Pulled the plug and found this…..🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️ looks like this thing just might get turned into a race car instead
 

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@Infamous1 knows a bit about these. He has a pretty well modded one.
I’m definitely all ears on possibilities. I don’t know anything about these other than it’s basically a BMW platform. Seeing that I might not make any money back on it, or very little, I might just make a toy out of it and keep it
 
Drop an LS in it
Of course you'll have to drive form the back seat

EDIT: maybe not
 
Seeing that I might not make any money back
I mean...I knew when I read the title of your thread that THIS would happen :laughing:

There's only one way to get ANY "money back" when buying a mini (or ANY BMW product) and that's to drive it until the wheels fall off. There IS no buying one to flip. Because those are the ones that people have bought and couldn't afford to OWN one (the purchase is just the initial payment :huggy: Too many times people buy a BMW product and don't understand that the purchase price it only the beginning...and you end up having to replace the things they neglected to take care of at the recommended mileage..now you're in a hole.


These cars will "thousand dollar" you to DEATH. Because every part you need is $1000. Wheel speed sensor, brake rotors...doesn't matter...the PART you need to make that CEL light go out, or to make ANY light on the dash go out will cost you $1000. Great cars!! If you're not scared to drive them like intended and MAINTAIN them as intended. You need to understand the German state of mind; "The manual says it, so I DO IT" as opposed to the Japanese state of mind; "Americans will not adhere to the manual so we need to make these things idiot proof" or the Korean state of mind; "Manual? that costs too much, Make the motor out of tin foil and chewing gum and make it last till 2 miles past the warranty so they buy another one"
When you follow the maintenance schedule and use the right parts, they just keep running and you can dog them forever. But it's FAR from cheap to OWN one
 
I mean...I knew when I read the title of your thread that THIS would happen :laughing:

There's only one way to get ANY "money back" when buying a mini (or ANY BMW product) and that's to drive it until the wheels fall off. There IS no buying one to flip. Because those are the ones that people have bought and couldn't afford to OWN one (the purchase is just the initial payment :huggy: Too many times people buy a BMW product and don't understand that the purchase price it only the beginning...and you end up having to replace the things they neglected to take care of at the recommended mileage..now you're in a hole.


These cars will "thousand dollar" you to DEATH. Because every part you need is $1000. Wheel speed sensor, brake rotors...doesn't matter...the PART you need to make that CEL light go out, or to make ANY light on the dash go out will cost you $1000. Great cars!! If you're not scared to drive them like intended and MAINTAIN them as intended. You need to understand the German state of mind; "The manual says it, so I DO IT" as opposed to the Japanese state of mind; "Americans will not adhere to the manual so we need to make these things idiot proof" or the Korean state of mind; "Manual? that costs too much, Make the motor out of tin foil and chewing gum and make it last till 2 miles past the warranty so they buy another one"
When you follow the maintenance schedule and use the right parts, they just keep running and you can dog them forever. But it's FAR from cheap to OWN one
Just for the sake of :flipoff2: Two weeks ago I replaced both the front and rear pads in my wife's 22 Cooper for 100 bucks. And the only reason it was that much is because they have the stupid wear sensor that you have to replace the turns on the light even though there's still a third of the pad left....

But I'm not looking forward to when the car is older and real stuff has to be replaced
 
Just for the sake of :flipoff2: Two weeks ago I replaced both the front and rear pads in my wife's 22 Cooper for 100 bucks. And the only reason it was that much is because they have the stupid wear sensor that you have to replace the turns on the light even though there's still a third of the pad left....

But I'm not looking forward to when the car is older and real stuff has to be replaced
Replace the sensor, hang it up somewhere not on the pad lol 😂
 
I mean...I knew when I read the title of your thread that THIS would happen :laughing:

There's only one way to get ANY "money back" when buying a mini (or ANY BMW product) and that's to drive it until the wheels fall off. There IS no buying one to flip. Because those are the ones that people have bought and couldn't afford to OWN one (the purchase is just the initial payment :huggy: Too many times people buy a BMW product and don't understand that the purchase price it only the beginning...and you end up having to replace the things they neglected to take care of at the recommended mileage..now you're in a hole.


These cars will "thousand dollar" you to DEATH. Because every part you need is $1000. Wheel speed sensor, brake rotors...doesn't matter...the PART you need to make that CEL light go out, or to make ANY light on the dash go out will cost you $1000. Great cars!! If you're not scared to drive them like intended and MAINTAIN them as intended. You need to understand the German state of mind; "The manual says it, so I DO IT" as opposed to the Japanese state of mind; "Americans will not adhere to the manual so we need to make these things idiot proof" or the Korean state of mind; "Manual? that costs too much, Make the motor out of tin foil and chewing gum and make it last till 2 miles past the warranty so they buy another one"
When you follow the maintenance schedule and use the right parts, they just keep running and you can dog them forever. But it's FAR from cheap to OWN one
My E46 is the unicorn then.
Or maybe I got lucky.

Goal is to sell for a profit after winter. I'll let you know how it goes.
 
Replace the sensor, hang it up somewhere not on the pad lol 😂
I almost did that but my wife gave a very specific edict, "This is MY car. You may not modify it in any way."
 
replaced both the front and rear pads
PADS..being the key word. As with a woman, that's the CHEAPEST routine maint PART for both :laughing:
 
I mean...I knew when I read the title of your thread that THIS would happen :laughing:

There's only one way to get ANY "money back" when buying a mini (or ANY BMW product) and that's to drive it until the wheels fall off. There IS no buying one to flip. Because those are the ones that people have bought and couldn't afford to OWN one (the purchase is just the initial payment :huggy: Too many times people buy a BMW product and don't understand that the purchase price it only the beginning...and you end up having to replace the things they neglected to take care of at the recommended mileage..now you're in a hole.


These cars will "thousand dollar" you to DEATH. Because every part you need is $1000. Wheel speed sensor, brake rotors...doesn't matter...the PART you need to make that CEL light go out, or to make ANY light on the dash go out will cost you $1000. Great cars!! If you're not scared to drive them like intended and MAINTAIN them as intended. You need to understand the German state of mind; "The manual says it, so I DO IT" as opposed to the Japanese state of mind; "Americans will not adhere to the manual so we need to make these things idiot proof" or the Korean state of mind; "Manual? that costs too much, Make the motor out of tin foil and chewing gum and make it last till 2 miles past the warranty so they buy another one"
When you follow the maintenance schedule and use the right parts, they just keep running and you can dog them forever. But it's FAR from cheap to OWN one
Yeah I wasn’t planning to get rich off it by any means, I gave 1k for it, thought I’d be able to throw a couple hundred dollars into it and maybe get 3k back on it. But that ship has sailed. I’m definitely uneducated when it comes to these, or BMW platform but something tells me I’m gonna get educated pretty quick.

I did start looking into that K20 swap someone else recommended. This project will get put on the back burner for now though.
 
have you looked into the cylinder to see the damage? I’ve seen this happen with very minimal damage believe it or not.
I haven’t yet. A buddy of mine has a camera I can use to look down in there, haven’t gotten it yet. But that piston is at the top of its stroke currently and I can see it’s scored at the very least
 
What......Is she gonna pull the wheels off to check and see you did it right?:popcorn:
Nope
But in 40k when the pad backings start grinding into the rotors she'll yell at me bc she now knows there's supposed to be a light that comes on first
 
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