11-25-08 JOTD

[Reid]

This could happen to you!

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:
'Hi, how are you?'

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom. I don't know what got into me, but I answered, somewhat embarrassed,
'Doing' just fine!'

And the other person says:
'So what are you up to?'

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say:
'Uhhh, I'm like you, just sitting here. '

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question:
'Can I come over?'

Ok, this question is just too weird for me. I figured I could politely end the conversation. I say:
'No........I'm a little busy right now!!!'

Then I hear the person say, nervously:
'Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!!'

 

[RatLabGuy]

I admit to talking o na cell phone in many places. But the crapper is "me time". Only me.

 

[Dylan W.]

Thats a funny one. Could you imagine that happening?

 

[VortecJeep]

I've heard people on the crapper at work talking on the phone. I have been tempted to start moaning and straining really loud from the next stall. Or maybe say really loud "damn, its never looked like that before!"

 

[72Rockcruiser]

When I worked @ 4WP, we had a salesman dissapear for a
minute and we assumed he was in the crapper. Well another one (salesman) went back to take a leak, and saw fimiliar shoes underneath the crapper walls, and heard him struggling(UNNNNHHHHH). So, as any one of us would do, he laughed and said "As many times as you have taken it in the ass, that thing should just fall right out" No response. Well he walked back out front and saw the salesman he THOUGHT he was talking to in the crapper, and he about shit. A few seconds later, the CUSTOMER came out of the crapper, red faced as hell, and walked right out the door!

 

[blazeproc]

I have been there done that.

 

[Papa_Jon]

was at walmart when it hit me me and my 2 son all went. I sit down do my bussiness and look over there is no paper. I hear my kids laughing so i think we are the only ones in there. So i hollar how about one of you getiing me some paper!!! next thing i hear is my kids laughing there azz's off. followed by a very tall guy reaching over the top of the stall with a roll of paper..