BrianM
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- Burlington NC
There were 3 preachers, who went to a conference with their wives. On the way home, there was an auto accident and they all died.
They went to the pearly gates, and St Peter was sitting at the desk.. He called the first preacher up to the desk.
St. Peter: I'm sorry, but you can't go in.
Preacher 1: Why is that?
St. Peter: You loved money more than you loved God. You loved money so much, you married a woman named Penny. Now go have a seat on that bench over there.
Preacher 2 approaches the desk.
St. Peter: I'm sorry, but you can't go in, either.
Preacher 2: Why can't I go in?
St. Peter: You loved booze more than you loved God. You loved booze so much, you married a woman named Sherry. Now go have a seat on that bench over there.
Preacher 3 just walks over and sits on the bench.
Preacher 2: What are you doing? You didn't even go to the desk!!
Preacher 3: Are you kidding?? I married a woman named Fanny!!!
They went to the pearly gates, and St Peter was sitting at the desk.. He called the first preacher up to the desk.
St. Peter: I'm sorry, but you can't go in.
Preacher 1: Why is that?
St. Peter: You loved money more than you loved God. You loved money so much, you married a woman named Penny. Now go have a seat on that bench over there.
Preacher 2 approaches the desk.
St. Peter: I'm sorry, but you can't go in, either.
Preacher 2: Why can't I go in?
St. Peter: You loved booze more than you loved God. You loved booze so much, you married a woman named Sherry. Now go have a seat on that bench over there.
Preacher 3 just walks over and sits on the bench.
Preacher 2: What are you doing? You didn't even go to the desk!!
Preacher 3: Are you kidding?? I married a woman named Fanny!!!
