50 rules for Jeeps

marvilusone

marvilusone

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You know you have a real Jeep . . . .
1. If it is most commonly known as a two letter code
2. If you use a hose to clean the inside and the outside
3. You can air up your tires without stopping at a gas station
4. When the best route from point A to point B is through the rockpile or over the mountain
5. When a scratch or a dent is a beauty mark
6. You roll it over and don't get upset
7. Your mom and sister can't get in without help
8. You judge every hill you see by how much fun it would be to climb
9. You get custom pin-striping from trail brush
10. If it takes more than 6 hours to get donuts
11. When you pull into the unplowed parking spots on snowy days
12. When you take your friends wheeling and they say "What trail? I don't see a trail!"
13. When you've been forced to add TJ, CJ, YJ, and XJ to your spell-checker
14. When you can see OVER a Suburban
15. You carry emergency supplies and clothing because you never know where you will end up
16. When your Nerf bars battle rocks and win
17. When it rains and you don't care that your tops and doors are off
18. When you drive around to look at Christmas lights topless
19. When you change your plugs in the parking lot at work on a break
20. If your Parts Dept. is on blocks behind your house
21. When you take your Mom wheeling and she has to help you flip the Jeep back onto its wheels again
22. You use an ice-scraper on the INSIDE of the windshield
23. You get more heat from holes in the floorboards than through the heater vents
24. Every page of your repair manual has greasy fingerprints
25. Passengers scream "DON'T ROLL IT!" when you take them wheeling
26. You spend more time under your Jeep than under your significant other
27. Winter comes and your can't remember where you left the roof
28. You spend more on car washes than on insurance
29. Even worse the car wash won't let you in
30. You fix almost everything yourself
31. When you feel sorry for someone in a $60,000 Toyota Land Cruiser
32. When you have all your credit card numbers memorized
33. When you slam the door and chunks of dried mud crumble to the ground
34. If you get asked to pick up your co-workers in a snow storm and get paid for it
35. Your "Significant Other" refuses to get in it
36. You are the only one on the street who doesn't plow their driveway
37. You are dating your mechanic to get a discount
38. You try to run the plow trucks off the road when it snows heavily
39. You can't hear your $200 stereo over the noise of your tires on the highway
40. You have a high-water mark INSIDE the Jeep
41. Any tire that isn't waist high looks like a bagel
42. You carry a set of steps with you at all times
43. You can't sneak into church late because the engine is too loud
44. You carry along enough tools to supply a small garage
45. You nickname your Jeep after the noises it makes or it's most damaging trail accident
46. You carry along a replacement part for every drive component on the Jeep
47. You know how to reinforce the windshield frame near the wiper arm
48. You're constantly getting passed on the highway
49. Your wallet is always empty
50. When you finally wash the mud off, everyone thinks you bought a new Jeep
 
23 and 33 hit home for me.

All the guys at Autozone know me by name, and one of the guys at Carquest doesnt want to deal with me cause i ask for stuff thats not year/make/model, im too "difficult"
 
Felt the need to answer

You know you have a real Jeep . . . .
1. If it is most commonly known as a two letter code YEP
2. If you use a hose to clean the inside and the outside YEP
3. You can air up your tires without stopping at a gas station YEP
4. When the best route from point A to point B is through the rockpile or over the mountain YEP
5. When a scratch or a dent is a beauty mark YEP
6. You roll it over and don't get upset Only once, so far :)
7. Your mom and sister can't get in without help YEP
8. You judge every hill you see by how much fun it would be to climb YEP
9. You get custom pin-striping from trail brush YEP
10. If it takes more than 6 hours to get donuts YEP
11. When you pull into the unplowed parking spots on snowy days YEP
12. When you take your friends wheeling and they say "What trail? I don't see a trail!" YEP
13. When you've been forced to add TJ, CJ, YJ, and XJ to your spell-checker YEP
14. When you can see OVER a Suburban well, not quite. Almost
15. You carry emergency supplies and clothing because you never know where you will end up YEP
16. When your Nerf bars battle rocks and win More ground clearance after they are ripped off
17. When it rains and you don't care that your tops and doors are off what top and doors, not since 1990
18. When you drive around to look at Christmas lights topless Just did it
19. When you change your plugs in the parking lot at work on a break YEP
20. If your Parts Dept. is on blocks behind your house YEP, and it really pisses off the neighbors
21. When you take your Mom wheeling and she has to help you flip the Jeep back onto its wheels again Last thing she'd do
22. You use an ice-scraper on the INSIDE of the windshield And squeegee when it rains
23. You get more heat from holes in the floorboards than through the heater vents Real Jeeps don't have heaters
24. Every page of your repair manual has greasy fingerprints so far from stock, printed manual no good
25. Passengers scream "DON'T ROLL IT!" when you take them wheeling YEP
26. You spend more time under your Jeep than under your significant other I have my limits, SO first, then sneak back to the shop
27. Winter comes and your can't remember where you left the roof Real jeeps don't have "roofs"
28. You spend more on car washes than on insurance wash? bwahahaha
29. Even worse the car wash won't let you in actually, told me to leave immediately
30. You fix almost everything yourself YEP, and if can't fix, make a new one
31. When you feel sorry for someone in a $60,000 Toyota Land Cruiser some folks make poor choices
32. When you have all your credit card numbers memorized Worse, 4WP and Summit know them and call me by name
33. When you slam the door and chunks of dried mud crumble to the ground huh? what doors?
34. If you get asked to pick up your co-workers in a snow storm and get paid for it coworkers? Bleah. Let'em walk.
35. Your "Significant Other" refuses to get in it actually, she likes it :)
36. You are the only one on the street who doesn't plow their driveway Bwahahaha, this IS north carolina
37. You are dating your mechanic to get a discount HE is married
38. You try to run the plow trucks off the road when it snows heavily again, NC, bwahahahaha
39. You can't hear your $200 stereo over the noise of your tires on the highway Stereo? must be one of them new Jeeps
40. You have a high-water mark INSIDE the Jeep halfway up the windshield :)
41. Any tire that isn't waist high looks like a bagel hauled a Ranger last week, my trailer tires were bigger :)
42. You carry a set of steps with you at all times if she can't climb in, she's too fat
43. You can't sneak into church late because the engine is too loud YEP
44. You carry along enough tools to supply a small garage YEP spare parts (and oil), too
45. You nickname your Jeep after the noises it makes or it's most damaging trail accident YEP
46. You carry along a replacement part for every drive component on the Jeep or two
47. You know how to reinforce the windshield frame near the wiper arm YEP
48. You're constantly getting passed on the highway every day
49. Your wallet is always empty no, that's where I put my NAPA receipts
50. When you finally wash the mud off, everyone thinks you bought a new Jeep rust holes give it away
 
You know you have a real Jeep . . . .
1. If it is most commonly known as a two letter code (yes)
2. If you use a hose to clean the inside and the outside (yes)
3. You can air up your tires without stopping at a gas station (not yet)
4. When the best route from point A to point B is through the rockpile or over the mountain (not yet)
5. When a scratch or a dent is a beauty mark (yes)
6. You roll it over and don't get upset (not yet)
7. Your mom and sister can't get in without help (yes)
8. You judge every hill you see by how much fun it would be to climb )yes)
9. You get custom pin-striping from trail brush (yes)
10. If it takes more than 6 hours to get donuts (???)
11. When you pull into the unplowed parking spots on snowy days (yes)
12. When you take your friends wheeling and they say "What trail? I don't see a trail!" (yes)
13. When you've been forced to add TJ, CJ, YJ, and XJ to your spell-checker (no)
14. When you can see OVER a Suburban (not yet)
15. You carry emergency supplies and clothing because you never know where you will end up Sometimes)
16. When your Nerf bars battle rocks and win (no nerfs yet)
17. When it rains and you don't care that your tops and doors are off (yes)
18. When you drive around to look at Christmas lights topless(are you kidding?)
19. When you change your plugs in the parking lot at work on a break (yes)
20. If your Parts Dept. is on blocks behind your house (not anymore)
21. When you take your Mom wheeling and she has to help you flip the Jeep back onto its wheels again (no)
22. You use an ice-scraper on the INSIDE of the windshield (yes)
23. You get more heat from holes in the floorboards than through the heater vents (yes)
24. Every page of your repair manual has greasy fingerprints (YES)
25. Passengers scream "DON'T ROLL IT!" when you take them wheeling (yes)
26. You spend more time under your Jeep than under your significant other ( I plea the fifth)
27. Winter comes and your can't remember where you left the roof (no)
28. You spend more on car washes than on insurance (wash?)
29. Even worse the car wash won't let you in (wash?)
30. You fix almost everything yourself (heck yeah)
31. When you feel sorry for someone in a $60,000 Toyota Land Cruiser (definately)
32. When you have all your credit card numbers memorized (yes)
33. When you slam the door and chunks of dried mud crumble to the ground (yes)
34. If you get asked to pick up your co-workers in a snow storm and get paid for it (yes)
35. Your "Significant Other" refuses to get in it (no. She Jeeps)
36. You are the only one on the street who doesn't plow their driveway (yes)
37. You are dating your mechanic to get a discount (no)
38. You try to run the plow trucks off the road when it snows heavily (no)
39. You can't hear your $200 stereo over the noise of your tires on the highway (what stereo?)
40. You have a high-water mark INSIDE the Jeep (no)
41. Any tire that isn't waist high looks like a bagel (yes, even though I only run 31's)
42. You carry a set of steps with you at all times (no, I climb)
43. You can't sneak into church late because the engine is too loud (yes)
44. You carry along enough tools to supply a small garage (yes)
45. You nickname your Jeep after the noises it makes or it's most damaging trail accident (no)
46. You carry along a replacement part for every drive component on the Jeep (sometimes)
47. You know how to reinforce the windshield frame near the wiper arm (yes)
48. You're constantly getting passed on the highway (yup)
49. Your wallet is always empty (YES)
50. When you finally wash the mud off, everyone thinks you bought a new Jeep (yes)
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Well Since I finally test drove the CJ this Am for the first time, I thought it might be interesting to get a different perspective from a half jeeper

1. If it is most commonly known as a two letter code
NOPE 3 P.O.S.
2. If you use a hose to clean the inside and the outside
Never Cleaned it...
3. You can air up your tires without stopping at a gas station
Well technically yes, but it seems incapable of passing any gas station
4. When the best route from point A to point B is through the rockpile or over the mountain
Yes but not in a Jeep
5. When a scratch or a dent is a beauty mark
Can you really make these round eyed things purdy? Who knew
6. You roll it over and don't get upset
HAHA Id be thankful
7. Your mom and sister can't get in without help
THANK GOD
8. You judge every hill you see by how much fun it would be to climb
Or how many times your sticky carb would stall out before you topped it
9. You get custom pin-striping from trail brush
sure whatever
10. If it takes more than 6 hours to get donuts
Not sure I get this one....Do donuts? They just flip
11. When you pull into the unplowed parking spots on snowy days
uhh yeah i guess what is a snowy day .25?.3 inches?
12. When you take your friends wheeling and they say "What trail? I don't see a trail!"
Thats more for the K5...the JEPs cry if they get too extreme
13. When you've been forced to add TJ, CJ, YJ, and XJ to your spell-checker
and POS
14. When you can see OVER a Suburban
Not in a JEP thats waaaay too top heavy
15. You carry emergency supplies and clothing because you never know where you will end up
Nope, carry em because I EXPECT to walk home
16. When your Nerf bars battle rocks and win
Nice little crusher run gravel is technically a rock
17. When it rains and you don't care that your tops and doors are off
No doubt theyd leak just as much if they were on
18. When you drive around to look at Christmas lights topless
No big deal when I do it, when the wife does it WOW everyone mises the lights
19. When you change your plugs in the parking lot at work on a break
hahha you think Ima drive one of these POS to work? Theyd cut my pay knowing I make too much money if I could afford to drive a JEP
20. If your Parts Dept. is on blocks behind your house,
well beside but anyway
21. When you take your Mom wheeling and she has to help you flip the Jeep back onto its wheels again
Any day with your mom is a bad day I say
22. You use an ice-scraper on the INSIDE of the windshield ice?
whats ice?
23. You get more heat from holes in the floorboards than through the heater vents
no doubt they are swiss cheese
24. Every page of your repair manual has greasy fingerprints
Whats a repair manual?
25. Passengers scream "DON'T ROLL IT!" when you take them wheeling
again yes but only in the blazer....im embarassed for anyone to see the jeeps
26. You spend more time under your Jeep than under your significant other
I do stay under the JEP longer at a time...
27. Winter comes and your can't remember where you left the roof
what is winter
28. You spend more on car washes than on insurance
hahaha whats a wash
29. Even worse the car wash won't let you in
after this morning not if they see it again
30. You fix almost everything yourself
well except for the almost
31. When you feel sorry for someone in a $60,000 Toyota Land Cruiser
yeah the got ripped off loaded they are only 45k
32. When you have all your credit card numbers memorized
whats a credit card
33. When you slam the door and chunks of dried mud crumble to the ground
where do JEPs put doors
34. If you get asked to pick up your co-workers in a snow storm and get paid for it
what is snow
35. Your "Significant Other" refuses to get in it
i wouldnt ask
36. You are the only one on the street who doesn't plow their driveway
see multiple answers above
37. You are dating your mechanic to get a discount
Never dateed myself, but I have made love to myself a time or 3
38. You try to run the plow trucks off the road when it snows heavily
haahah
39. You can't hear your $200 stereo over the noise of your tires on the highway
$200 for a stereo in a JEP?No way $20 Walmart audiovox playing through old alarm speakers
40. You have a high-water mark INSIDE the Jeep
sure who deosnt
41. Any tire that isn't waist high looks like a bagel
Waist high is a 38...
42. You carry a set of steps with you at all times
nope climb a tire if you need to
43. You can't sneak into church late because the engine is too loud
I try ride something better to see God
44. You carry along enough tools to supply a small garage
everywhere I go
45. You nickname your Jeep after the noises it makes or it's most damaging trail accident
I nicknamed mine after an ex GF...Its the only other think that left me so broke and thoroughly F%^&ed
46. You carry along a replacement part for every drive component on the Jeep
Yep 1 rat and 1 wheel
47. You know how to reinforce the windshield frame near the wiper arm
Just rip the damn windshield off its a waste anyway
48. You're constantly getting passed on the highway
I try to keep it off the highway
49. Your wallet is always empty
Yep more from women than JEPS though
50. When you finally wash the mud off, everyone thinks you bought a new Jeep
...maybe...never tried
 
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