5th grade math

Columbian grams weigh less than American grams.

You probably don't understand because you're secretly a racist.
 
I meant to add that a "long ton is equal to 1000kg (if I am not mistaken).

I think the teacher has the 2 confused.

A long ton is more than 1000 kg but close. A "Tonne" is 1000kg. It's easy to remember because it looks pretty faggy and metric. It's pretty ridiculous that there are three different "tons" that are all relatively close. I imagine it has to do with heavy shipping.
 
There are five different "pounds".
 
There are five different "pounds".

Six if you count the pounding that takes place in a bedroom...well make that seven maybe eight.
 
Maybe the drug dealers should fuel their Colombian airplanes in "pounds" lol
 
So after all these years, I should have been buying my blow by the POUND!? I would have saved thousands!
 
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