A Christmas PSA

[trailhugger]

Those of you who are placing Christmas lights/decorations in your yards, please avoid anything that is red or blue and flashing!



Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the police and I have a panic attack.



I have to brake hard, toss my beer, put out the joint, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down, and push the gun under the seat. All while trying to put my clothes back on... it's just too much drama, even for Christmas!



Thank you for your cooperation and understanding!

 

[anvilrubi]

Yep most of the time I speed up they know me all to well.

 

[Infamous1]

LOL!! Last night i was coming home and seen a bunch of flashing lights through the trees around the next curve and thoughts " awww shit" then was all like yaaay Merry Christmas.

 

[anvilrubi]

LOL!! Last night i was coming home and seen a bunch of flashing lights through the trees around the next curve and thoughts " awww shit" then was all like yaaay Merry Christmas.

Texting and driving huh.....?
I wouldn’t worry they can’t see you in the dark.

 

[junkxj]

Texting and driving huh.....?
I wouldn’t worry they can’t see you in the dark.

Texting at night is a victimless crime, just like punching someone in the dark....
(Simpson quote)

 

[Jason W.]

Whwew, to cold to drive naked

 

[71chevytruckguy]

I would've expected @Paul to say that.

 

[C.Berry]

No occifer that's not Christmas cookies that's "Girl Scout cookies"!!!

 

[redneck grrrl]

all the damn time

 

[Tom@Hilltop_Machine]

your gun should be in a holster and attached to your hip.

 

[Ron]

your gun should be in a holster and attached to your hip.

Did you miss this:

All while trying to put my clothes back on

What do you think the gun was doing, spectating?

 

[rodney eppes]

Whwew, to cold to drive naked

What? You don't have Heated Seats?

 

[tlucier]

What? You don't have Heated Seats?

Don't fart while your heated seats are on. I'm just sayin'...

 

[jeepinmatt]

Don't fart while your heated seats are on. I'm just sayin'...

Don't do it with ventilated/AC seats either. It blasts all the scent straight into your nostrils!

 

[ramjo]

Don't fart while your heated seats are on. I'm just sayin'...

Don't do it with ventilated/AC seats either. It blasts all the scent straight into your nostrils!

You guys and your "rich folks" problems....

 

[Paul]

 

[Paul]

I would've expected @Paul to say that.

Obi Wan has taught you well young dipshit.
May the Force of diarrhea be with you.

 

[mommucked]

What? You don't have Heated Seats?

that's what I thought them seats were for !