a great craigslist add

[Bullardbs]

http://greensboro.craigslist.org/cto/2895406122.html

 

[Smokeater]

I think a 5 yo could spell better than that!

 

[Bullardbs]

It's sad. She left her number I know someone on here is interested lol

 

[twistedjeepster]

Well bless her heart... (translation: Southern, for complete moron.)

 

[RatLabGuy]

Wow. I don't even see how that's possible.
At first I figured maybe a lot of those are auto-correct bloopers fro ma phone or something... but then there are still nonwords, misspellings etc.

I kind of want to call and talk to her just to see if she's really as stupid as this comes across.

 

[Hurdt299]

Well bless her heart... (translation: Southern, for complete moron.)

That's the first thing that came to my mind

 

[broncosbybart]

what does this mean?

' i will trad it for a 4 silder car 4 door '

 

[Hurdt299]

what does this mean?

' i will trad it for a 4 silder car 4 door '

I'm pretty sure that's "wrong turn" language for 4 cylinder.

 

[rattlecanpaint]

She's probably not that stupid. Here's a Facebook post from one of my friends from high school. She's intelligent, just no spell check and doesn't know how to spell.

"to night is my frieday. man I feel like I have ben acting like a drama queen with no lines. Tomarow I shall vencher out and try and find a place to live no tornatos this time not that, that would stop me .. Clearly. haha. then if wither is nice I fancy my self out side getting some videmon D that may help my moon"

Some of her posts I can't read and understand what she's trying to say.

 

[broncosbybart]

aah. interesting. i couldn't wrap my brain around that one for some reason...

i 'might' be the first to say it, but i think that grammar is a huge sign of intelligence. if i were in a position to hire people, she wouldn't even have a chance to interview...

 

[Jweezy]

anyone called her?

 

[BERTIE RENEGADE]

Call "anytime"LOL!

 

[RenegadeT]

I'm pretty sure that's "wrong turn" language for 4 cylinder.

good work sherlock. Both the wife and I couldnt figger that one out either

 

[mommucked]

She just left out an I..........silider

 

[twistedjeepster]

Silider: SIL EH DER. BAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Say it out loud it's hysterical.

 

[ManglerYJ]

what does this mean?

' i will trad it for a 4 silder car 4 door '

I thought it meant that she would trade the car for 4 White Castles. After all, the Cheeseburger is now the most stable exchange rate as can be seen here:

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/shortorder/2012/04/florida_woman_trades_sex_for_c.php

 

[Bullardbs]

It really is sad but with texting and email kids don't learn to spell or use correct grammar anymore. I am not perfect and don't use correct proper grammar myself but most if the time you get the point and don't have to read it over and over to figure it out.

 

[mbalbritton]

I'm embarrassed just reading that...

 

[JeepN1371]

It really is sad but with texting and email kids don't learn to spell or use correct grammar anymore.

Point proven

Sent from my microwave using a teleportation device.

 

[SSWaters]

"Well bless her heart... (translation: Southern, for complete moron.)"

My wife says that all the time, except she puts "little pea picking" before heart.............Wait a minute- she says that to me!