braxton357
Robot
- Joined
- Apr 6, 2005
- Location
- Morganton
Stolen from pbb/the internet and good for a laugh... Some excerpts.
Looks like he's from Raleigh too. http://www.myspace.com/89115106
Someone at the RTB sent me these pictures with a story about how this guy showed up for his son’s graduation from basic training at Fort Benning dressed like this. According to our source, the MPs escorted his monkey ass off post. Notice that on the desk in the last picture, the nose picker even had a Green Beret to round out the ensemble.
A little background; this picture was taken in the foyer of my Battalion HQs. My SDNCO came and got me, and I was addressing this guy when I'd had enough and told a Company XO to get a picture of this clown.
He came looking for my CSM to file a complaint because a Drill Sergeant had shown him disrespect...We had a little Q&A before I called the MPs, and his claims were so outlandish I'm not sure where to begin. From head to toe--
-He wears the Green Beret because he was 'assigned to JSOC'...as a loadmaster.
-He was medically retired (you know, cause he was wounded and all) and cannot tell me the circumstances of his Purple Heart nor his Silver Star (or BSM-V).
-He says he served in Iraq and AFG, so that is why his CIB has two stars...
I'm fairly certain he served in the Air Force for a little while, and probably was a loadie; he knew too much to be a civilian. I had the SD photocopy his driver's license before the MPs took him.
He showed up to OSUT graduation this morning in cutoff multicams, a cheesy 'Death from Above' tshirt, and a Special Forces baseball cap...His 28 year old stepfather/PFC is married to his 54 year old mom.
I'm pretty impressed how fast this has made it around- this happened Wednesday night, and I sent the pic to six people yesterday morning.
Looks like he's from Raleigh too. http://www.myspace.com/89115106