Cherokeekid88
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- High Point, NC
I heard this last night and I thought it was hilarious.....
This guy walks into a bar and on the counter sees a jar full of $10 bills. The guy walks up to the bartender and asks what the jar was for.
The bartender says "Its a test. you pay $10 to take the test and if you pass it, you get the whole jar full of money"
The guy says "whats the test?" The bartender replies "You gotta pay the $10 first and then I'll tell you"
The guy says " ok what the heck, im in!" The guy puts a $10 bill down in the jar and the bartender says "OK, first you have to down this whole bottle of pepper tequila without making a face, then there is a pitbull out back that has a sore tooth and needs that tooth pulled with your bare hands, and then last is an 80 year old woman who has never had an orgasm, so you need to make that right.
The guy laughs and says "thats impossible, no wonder that jar is full!....just give me a glass of whiskey"
The guy sits and thinks about this test, having another whiskey, and then another whiskey. As the guy starts to get a bit drunk, he tells the bartender, "Im ready! Im gonna take the test!
The bartender hands the guy the bottle of pepper tequila and the guy drinks the whole bottle down, tears running, but doesn't make a face.
The man wipes his mouth and charges outside to the dog and everyone in the bar hears a bunch of barking, yelping, moaning, and then silence.
The man come back in the bar and says "OK!, NOW WHERE IS THE WOMAN WITH THE SORE TOOTH!?!?!"
This guy walks into a bar and on the counter sees a jar full of $10 bills. The guy walks up to the bartender and asks what the jar was for.
The bartender says "Its a test. you pay $10 to take the test and if you pass it, you get the whole jar full of money"
The guy says "whats the test?" The bartender replies "You gotta pay the $10 first and then I'll tell you"
The guy says " ok what the heck, im in!" The guy puts a $10 bill down in the jar and the bartender says "OK, first you have to down this whole bottle of pepper tequila without making a face, then there is a pitbull out back that has a sore tooth and needs that tooth pulled with your bare hands, and then last is an 80 year old woman who has never had an orgasm, so you need to make that right.
The guy laughs and says "thats impossible, no wonder that jar is full!....just give me a glass of whiskey"
The guy sits and thinks about this test, having another whiskey, and then another whiskey. As the guy starts to get a bit drunk, he tells the bartender, "Im ready! Im gonna take the test!
The bartender hands the guy the bottle of pepper tequila and the guy drinks the whole bottle down, tears running, but doesn't make a face.
The man wipes his mouth and charges outside to the dog and everyone in the bar hears a bunch of barking, yelping, moaning, and then silence.
The man come back in the bar and says "OK!, NOW WHERE IS THE WOMAN WITH THE SORE TOOTH!?!?!"
