Best Winter Closing Annoucement (and its from NC!)

[jeepinmatt]

#poordale trends on Twitter after hilarious closing notice airs on FOX8

 

[kaiser715]

Dale got a break for tomorrow.... #justicefordale

 

[catfishblues]

I had to triple take when this popped up on Facebook. I have an old friend there. He's always complained about having to drive in through the snow. They never close. I couldn't believe they actually called it, and the dale thing was the icing on that cake!

 

[lockedup5]

I thought this one was pretty good from one of our very own.

 

[rodney eppes]

May not be funny, but today's local obits, listed a Dozen, "rescheduled" funerals.

 

[XJsavage]

May not be funny, but today's local obits, listed a Dozen, "rescheduled" funerals.

Yeah so... We're gonna reschedule your funeral because, uh, we don't feel like burying your ass today.

 

[rodney eppes]

Yeah so... We're gonna reschedule your funeral because, uh, we don't feel like burying your ass today.

I Like doing Tomorrow, what I could have done, Today!

 

[frankenyoter]

Procrastination....the art of time management.