Clowns ??

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Has anyone else heard of random clown
Sightings ?
They supposedly are hanging around on the edge of the woods in alleys trying to get people to come to them
My wife heard this morning that one was shot in Jersy last night .
Do clown lives matter ?
 
 
Yea I would have shot his ass too. My buddy's dad caught one on surcurity camera in Kannapolis walking around his business dude looked creepy as hell.
 
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Had one of these sorry fucks waiting down the road from my house at a bus stop in the woods made a call and we had 8 armed civilians in the woods for next 5hours hunting his ass down never found him tho it's bad up here in va at least one sighting a day it seems I gotta .45 waiting... I'm shooting asking questions later on my property!!
 
Soooo...out of curiosity, I've seen some of these stories now, are the 'clowns' actually doing anything...or just dressed up as a clown? I see a lot of folks pissed off, and threatening excessive force/violence, but haven't seen anything besides they're pissed off at people being dressed up as clowns. If they're dressed up to commit a crime or something, I get why people are getting mad...otherwise, I don't.

And what made this become a thing??? Is the movie It being rebooted or something???
 
UTfball68 said:
Soooo...out of curiosity, I've seen some of these stories now, are the 'clowns' actually doing anything...or just dressed up as a clown? I see a lot of folks pissed off, and threatening excessive force/violence, but haven't seen anything besides they're pissed off at people being dressed up as clowns. If they're dressed up to commit a crime or something, I get why people are getting mad...otherwise, I don't.

And what made this become a thing??? Is the movie It being rebooted or something???
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What's Happening With These ‘Killer Clown' Reports?
 
It would suck to be a legit clown nowadays. Pretty much have to show up to your gig in plain clothes and change there. I'd insist on no gigs at public parks, etc. and that the parents be within an arm or two's length at all times to make sure everyone knows that you are there for the birthday party.

Imagine a real clown heading to a gig and his car breaks down. If he were in full clown attire, he would have his ass handed to him before he could even say, "Bobo". I'm already visualizing the headlines...."Clown shot by police when refuses to drop weapon. Turns out to be rubber chicken." Yeah.... I went there.
 
UTfball68 said:
Soooo...out of curiosity, I've seen some of these stories now, are the 'clowns' actually doing anything...or just dressed up as a clown? I see a lot of folks pissed off, and threatening excessive force/violence, but haven't seen anything besides they're pissed off at people being dressed up as clowns. If they're dressed up to commit a crime or something, I get why people are getting mad...otherwise, I don't.

And what made this become a thing??? Is the movie It being rebooted or something???
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Supposedly it started in upstate SC with a clown in the woods near a neighborhood trying to lure kids in the woods with money and candy...
 
LBarr2002 said:
Supposedly it started in upstate SC with a clown in the woods near a neighborhood trying to lure kids in the woods with money and candy...
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I think it's a metaphor about the perils of the government. Clowns with machetes luring you in with the promise of free candy. It's like how they lure you in with the promise of free healthcare and then chase you with a machete because it's tied to the IRS. Well played Capitol Hill..... well played.
 
ManglerYJ said:
I think it's a metaphor about the perils of the government. Clowns with machetes luring you in with the promise of free candy. It's like how they lure you in with the promise of free healthcare and then chase you with a machete because it's tied to the IRS. Well played Capitol Hill..... well played.
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Don't bring a knife (event if it's a really big knife) to a gun fight...
 
If any smart ass come Halloween night comes knocking on my door, you will probablly read about me in the paper or see me on the news. I don't do clowns at all:sniper:
 
I find IT hilarious that people are scared of clowns. I've seen the movie and still don't get it. One good thing has happened to me since all this came up though. I've found out a couple friends of mine share this fear, so guess what I bought:D
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And I plan on having fun with it
 
My wife's mother said they have seen them in the mountains of westerns PA

I'm sure they're not Carolina clowns though
 
And yall spent all that money on zombie ammo. dumbasses
 
So who legitimately decides it's a good idea to dress like a clown and try to lure people? And how are there enough of these people to it has become a thing? I thought if you were a clown you had to live in DC?
 
FYI. I'm scarred for life. Don't google tranny clown to search for meme pictures. Flushing my eyes with bleach and breakleen as I type.


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