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Faggot rich wannabee rednecks raise the front of their trucks and simultaneously lower the back resulting in a large rake. Also they try fit the biggest tires possible. Usually found in NC/SC and across the south.

It renders the truck completely useless for carrying any weight as well as dangerous because of reduced visibility over the hood and the headlights pointing at the sky. It is arguable that it also reduces the braking ability of the front brakes (the front brakes do most of the brake work on a vehicle) do to a shift in weight toward the rear.
Normal person 1: wow look at that faggot listening to colt ford with that stupid carolina squat on his truck

normal person 2: I bet his mommy bought him that truck...why is he driving so fast?

normal person 1: probably late for his tee time at the country club
 
My 87 Suburban has a squat. I've been trying to fix it for years. The springs on the Cherokee have kinda sagged, too. I guess that makes me fashionable? I gotta do something about this!

Reminds me of the Prerunner look I saw out in Cali. It was retarded there, and it is here. A Ranger with the bars cranked up and a fiberglass body kit with a handful of Monster stickers doesn't make you badass, bro.
 
I always thought it was done for mudboggin or so the truck would be semi level as it dove into a mudhole or tried to climb out. My truck is high in the rear when empty but about level loaded w firewood or other contraband :driver: .
 
I've got a Toyota that looks like that.
All I had to do was wait 20 years, got the squat for free.
 
Shit the XJ leans like hell, but that's because the previous owner had a enormous wife and daughter. And they apparently always rode bitch.

I hate that "bulldog" stance though.

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I see that shit all over the linden area its almost exclusively a z71 thing with twin cb whips,salt life sticker,the browning deer stickers nothing against any of the things the stickers represent but I've asked a few of those guys what kinda browning they have there response is staring at me like I have a huge phallus growing out of my forehead I hate posers
 
Ok, I'm kind'a old, so, in the 70's in SC lowcountry. A certain element would do that to the monte carlos and bonnevilles, few caddy's also. I didn't understand it then either, but now trucks and white boys?
 
SSWaters said:
Ok, I'm kind'a old, so, in the 70's in SC lowcountry. A certain element would do that to the monte carlos and bonnevilles, few caddy's also. I didn't understand it then either, but now trucks and white boys?
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It was the same way back in PA during the 80s. Although we had very few of that element and it was another minority element.
 
It's hard to keep the empty beer cans in the bed with the bro lean. Bunch of litterbugs...
 
I have a lincoln like that on the car lot......call it the lincoln lean
 
No a couple of months ago I had no clue until a camping trip. They brought up carolina squat and was like wtf is that?


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