DADDY'S GONNA EAT YOUR FINGERS

[Blkvoodoo]

DADDY'S GONNA EAT YOUR FINGERS

I was packing for my business trip and my
three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing
on the bed.. At one point she said, 'Daddy, look at this',
and stuck out two of her fingers.

Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out
and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said,

'Daddy's gonna eat your fingers,' pretending
to eat them.

I went back to packing, looked up again and my
daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers
with a devastated look on her face.

I said, 'What's wrong, honey?'

She replied, 'What happened to my booger?'

 

[smithsbroncster]

haha that hirlarous

 

[grnsanddemon]

Classic!

 

[cgm147]

lol hahahahahahaha

 

[Reid]

lol...whats with the classics?

did someone start a bing crosby joke of the day?

 

[Dylan W.]

thats a good one.

 

[Motorman]

family fun

That will be one you will remember till the day you die. Kids are great!!! Wish sometimes that mine were still little.

 

[Rich]

You of all people shouldn't play "gonna eat your fingers" jokes on your kids.. they might take you more seriously than they would any other parent

 

[RatLabGuy]

You of all people shouldn't play "gonna eat your fingers" jokes on your kids.. they might take you more seriously than they would any other parent

haha yeah that was my thought too.

A BIL is missing his pointer from the knuckle down (some kind of shop accident),
When his son was an infant, he loved to suck on the nub.
Which made it look liek his whole finger was in his mouth.

One day he was at the park, older kid playing, youngest doing this.with him on a bench... started crying b/c of a messy diaper...and some lady came right up to him and started yelling at him about how he was choking that poor baby and she couldn't believe he was treating his like that and ih it had something in it's mouth that was the worst way to get it out, blah blah.

well he just pulled the hand out and she shut up real fast.

 

[burrellsjeep]

I have the type of son that would believe you. He is very cut and dry about things. There is no grey area with him. If you say it, It better be true, Sometimes he will look at me and say are you sure? Maybe we should ask an expert, This is when speaking of things he doesn't believe i am qualified to explain. He is six.

 

[Ron]

You of all people shouldn't play "gonna eat your fingers" jokes on your kids.. they might take you more seriously than they would any other parent

exactly my thoughts...
Kid: Ok the fat man says he is gonna eat my fingers, and damn hes done ate one of his, OH SHIT